By FlowerPower - 20/07/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
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Ichigoner 0

Imagine the bugs. Today i was crawling peacefully on a flower until some idiot sucked me up his nose. FML

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so_me_fml 0

...Maybe just gently inhale the scent instead of sucking it up to your brain?

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Compwiz1993 0
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You must have a powerful nose!

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iKaite 0
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'She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a mans tonsils!'

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KryptoniteKiss 0

Oh, yuck.

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bayybee 0
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disgusting. ew.

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EllieMolloy 2

I second that D:

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Ichigoner 0

Imagine the bugs. Today i was crawling peacefully on a flower until some idiot sucked me up his nose. FML

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Ichigoner 0

*her

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divineinstrument 2
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No one cares if a bug's life is fucked. They're gross

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mmmrabies 0
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Lol, that was hilarious!

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plexico 3
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You coke whore! When you smell a flower, you don't inhale as hard as when you are snorting blow.

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M13LO 0

YDI for having a nose

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chocoLIFE_fml 2

haha make no sense...

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CDub7888 0
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And hark, here we have the genuine example of the fabled "asshole". A hermit of many sorts, one dare not come across the asshole because when one does, hostile urges begin to form.

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HamsteronA 0

these "assholes" sound very scary. are they relatives of "trolls", "idiots", "grammer Nazis" and "twats"?

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dRose22 0

YDI for not checking before smelling

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so_me_fml 0

...Maybe just gently inhale the scent instead of sucking it up to your brain?

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gorguz14evar 0

rofl. So true !

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