By FlowerPower - 20/07/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
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Imagine the bugs. Today i was crawling peacefully on a flower until some idiot sucked me up his nose. FML

...Maybe just gently inhale the scent instead of sucking it up to your brain?

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You must have a powerful nose!

'She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a mans tonsils!'

disgusting. ew.

Imagine the bugs. Today i was crawling peacefully on a flower until some idiot sucked me up his nose. FML

No one cares if a bug's life is fucked. They're gross

Lol, that was hilarious!

You coke whore! When you smell a flower, you don't inhale as hard as when you are snorting blow.

YDI for having a nose

haha make no sense...

And hark, here we have the genuine example of the fabled "asshole". A hermit of many sorts, one dare not come across the asshole because when one does, hostile urges begin to form.

these "assholes" sound very scary. are they relatives of "trolls", "idiots", "grammer Nazis" and "twats"?

YDI for not checking before smelling

...Maybe just gently inhale the scent instead of sucking it up to your brain?