Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
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Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
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Top comments
thawny_fml 21
Patiently waiting for a thousand "What a shitty situation" comments.
chef4money 12
Are you a janitor or do you just work in a small office? Either way, that was a bitch move and she could have cleaned the mess herself. If I trashed a toilet, I would clean it because I would be mortified for someone to see that.
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Comments (59)
Lars93 18
put it on her desk.
carecow 16
Your boss is douche, but on the other hand I've never heard of shit rolling uphill in corporations.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
suck it up. unless it continues which in that case go above her because that'll be considered a form of harassment at that point. ..
countryb_cth 38
I don't think OP should suck it up. It sounds like if OP is complaining than being a janitor is not OPs job. OP should complain to HR if their boss is making them clean the bathroom and it's not even in their job description.
EatUrGreens 20
He didn't mention what his job was, he could be the janitor?
thawny_fml 21
Patiently waiting for a thousand "What a shitty situation" comments.
Arathis 19
What a shitty situation.
Exodiafinder687 58
It may take a while. They will be torn between commenting on this one or commenting on the one about the person who fell on a dog turd. Edit- Didn't take that long apparently. ^
1dvs_bstd 41
Well, if I know anything about FML commenters, it's that they love either crappy shitty and stupid puns or 'oh OP, everything is gonna be sunshine and rainbow' God forbid that you make a joke that's not a pun or 'nice'
VoldooPed 20
What a crappy situation.
Thatepicperson 14
What a crappy shituation
mrmcleod 29
I love how #27's "what a crappy situation" has been downvoted and #30's identical comment is upvoted. F his life right. It made me stifle a laugh in the restroom at work.
Bloink 25
I don't understand why this comment has so many likes... it's basically the same as saying "what a shitty situation"
jadeleepenguin 29
How does someone possibly make a mess in the toilet? Has she never heard of flushing?
JayVicious 20
maybe the toilet wasn't used?
stevenN659 24
Maybe she sat on the toilet backwards? I have no idea. either way its a bit of a sticky situation.
HairIsEverything 15
#33 Oh god, hope it wasn't like the scene in Bridesmaids with the food poisoning.. LOOK AWAY!
T1A2Z3 35
I work in a cafe and one of my duties is cleaning the toilets. I've had to scrape shit from the insides of toilets. Wipe it off the seat. Some people get it on the floor. One very impressive person managed to get shit on the inside of the toilet lid. I have no clue how.
nofreeusernames 10
How does this even happen? Do I want to know...?
jerryj 27
Let us know when you've decided.
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Yikes! Sorry. :/ I guess she's a boss from Hell.
Classy_Sassy15 18
I'm sorry OP it'll get better your boss is just a big asshole.
Pleonasm 36
You got that right; she's wide open all over the whole stall apparently.
chef4money 12
Are you a janitor or do you just work in a small office? Either way, that was a bitch move and she could have cleaned the mess herself. If I trashed a toilet, I would clean it because I would be mortified for someone to see that.
Pleonasm 36
There's the pecking order, and then there's the Upper Decking order...
ihartmytdi 23
Tell her you're tired of dealing with her shit.