Yummy, apple crumble! - FML

Yummy, apple crumble!

By Anonymous - 23/04/2020 02:00

Today, I accidentally cooked my new Apple Pencil. Being magnetic, it stuck to a baking tray that was put down on the table I’d been drawing at, and went in the oven. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 23 April 2020 3:05

You might want to call Apple about that. I wouldn't be surprised if your story doesn't give them a good laugh and they give you a free replacement. Worst case scenario is they get a good laugh. And in this sad time, you'd be quite a hero for making people laugh.

bigredmonkeybutt 27

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Thursday 23 April 2020 2:18

Mmm Apple crisp.

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bigredmonkeybutt 27

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Thursday 23 April 2020 2:18

Mmm Apple crisp.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 23 April 2020 3:05

You might want to call Apple about that. I wouldn't be surprised if your story doesn't give them a good laugh and they give you a free replacement. Worst case scenario is they get a good laugh. And in this sad time, you'd be quite a hero for making people laugh.

ojoRojo 27

Thursday 23 April 2020 8:37

That’s actually pretty funny, but I’m sure not in the moment! Hope they replace it for you

FinkiusMaximus 7

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Thursday 23 April 2020 14:08

How'd it taste?

Kelsie Lynn Christensen 13

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Thursday 23 April 2020 23:49

Oh man those cost like $100. I’m sorry

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Friday 24 April 2020 3:27

Whoopsie-doodle!

Nhayaa 21

Friday 24 April 2020 5:39

I hope you didn't eat whatever it is you were cooking because plastic and metal emanations are not good for your health...

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