By HRomero - 17/10/2016 13:17 - United States - New York
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Strange terminology
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By dust1535538 - 13/10/2011 16:55 - United States
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First off, this is my FML. Second, I was on a road that just so happened to not have a posted speed limit. So I just assumed the speed limit to be 45, unfortunatly according to the law here on a unposted road the limit is 35. No I didn't pass.
By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth
The workplace from hell
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By justinkoch - 09/06/2016 16:33 - Canada - Moose Jaw
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For those who are wondering I didn't throw a party not only because my parents did not want me too, but because my friends are destructive when they drink and have you ever seen a party with out alcohol I also kept the hose clean so that hopefully they would trust me and I could throw a party in the future
It's my new look
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Punned
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By Sady_Ct - 16/06/2016 11:01 - Australia - Geelong
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Hey guys, OP here... Wow! My first FML posted. To explain the situation, I was talking with my mum about how I'm unable to have kids due to physical issues with my body, my spine etc, all of which contribute to my financial and mental/emotional state. When some psycho storms up to me in the food court and screamed at me. What I actually do is help build the education funds for my nieces for when they grow up. Thanks for the support for everyone who understands... I get it on a weekly basis from everyone, including my partners family, and really gets under the skin. My father told me on his birthday at the start of the month that if I'm not pregnant by the end of the year he doesn't want to see me any more.. It's hard and it hurts, but i would never put a child of mine through what I went through. Thanks again for all your support! ^_^
Rain check?
By Egtat216 - 29/07/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen
Shunned
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By BG1059 - 05/06/2016 02:19 - United States - Irving
By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 15:39 - United States
By Playaaa - 14/11/2015 22:08 - United States - Hollister
My bad
By Jokkim - 20/06/2016 18:24 - United States - Norfolk
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By izerz - 26/03/2009 04:12 - United States
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OKAY just to clarify some things.. because i am the one who posted this... i am 18 ... im a GIRL... and yes it was mine... i had left it in a bag months ago and when my mom was taking my laundry found it... and peach vodka? its actually quite good if you mix it with the right things.. esp cran juice, orange juice, and redbull.. i know its a lot.. but being a girl.. i dont really like hard liquor.. just the effects of it lol
By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France
By unmarried - 04/05/2016 00:39 - Canada - Weston
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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States
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Hello all. OP here. First of all thanks everyone for your kind words. I am single and it's gonna stay like that for a while. There were a few signs that he was a little crazy, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Even now that we aren't together, he continues to be crazy. He even put my phone number on social media. So the only option I had was to get rid of ALL social media. The good thing is, I've been catching up on some sleep now that I'm jobless, but I won't be jobless forever. Word of advice...if you get this gut feeling your significant other is crazy..run cause you might lose your job. Take care y'all.