Drugged?

By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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By julie24 - 30/05/2014 02:30 - France

Today, I was partying with friends. At around midnight, I sent a text message to my friend to reassure her, saying that of course I could handle my drink. That's the last thing I can remember about the evening. It's a total blank from that point onwards. FML

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By geniusdrunk - 09/08/2019 02:00

Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML

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By Sleepless Dreams - 29/11/2016 04:42 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By I'm a moron - 27/05/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up in an empty room. Thinking I'd been kidnapped, I kicked the door in. The previous night was a blur, and thought I'd been drugged. I was actually in the room my friends had put me in last night, because I went on a drunken rampage. It cost me $100 for a new door. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 01:10 - United States

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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Lost

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Monday 30 September 2019 18:14

Is there ANYTHING in the messages that gives a clue as to what you allegedly did? If you believe that no drugs and alcohol were involved, but can’t remember anything, then I believe you may have been roofied. See if you can’t get a quick tox screen, but I don’t know how long it lasts in the system.

timinator5000 28

Monday 30 September 2019 20:38

Maybe not intentionally by you but I have a feeling someone snuck you something. People just don't lose memory of things just like that...

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Monday 30 September 2019 18:14

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 1 October 2019 8:03

The half-life of Rohypnol is only 18-26 hours ie, probably during the time when you are unconscious. Then you'll probably need another 12-24 hrs to fully recover from the effects before safely driving else call for an ambulance to the ER for a toxicity screening as soon as you get your wits about you somewhat to realize that you've been drugged. Good luck, OP! :-)

timinator5000 28

Monday 30 September 2019 20:38

Maybe not intentionally by you but I have a feeling someone snuck you something. People just don't lose memory of things just like that...

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Monday 30 September 2019 21:12

I think someone needs to take their pills again

RichardPencil 30

Monday 30 September 2019 23:20

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

acmariner99 25

Tuesday 1 October 2019 2:59

Either drugs or alcohol was involved, or you are hiding something.

Sonotsuave 35

Tuesday 1 October 2019 4:18

Okay none of that makes sense. Either something was involved and you went so hard that you forgot, or you were drugged. Better figure it out quick

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 1 October 2019 13:02

Sounds like you were either drugged or you have an underlying medical condition that you need to get checked out. Either way, you need to go to a doctor.

bkwusa 15

Tuesday 1 October 2019 19:43

You should see a doctor. This could as above stated be the effect of someone drugging you, however it could also be the effect of a mental illness. Schizophrenia causes episodes of things the person doesn't remember later on, multiple personality disorder also cause the main personality to suddenly be out and not realize what happened.. then wake up next day with no memories of what happened (Watch Many Sides of Jane from A&E for a example). Could also be other things so best if you see a doctor.