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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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By flyakite - 22/08/2014 03:53 - United States

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By replaced - 22/02/2016 03:03 - United States - Marietta

Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML

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Unexpected

By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

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By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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Handled

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss who, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML

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Drama abounds

By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML

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lusanna 19

Sunday 26 June 2016 11:44

Without an explanation from you beforehand? Take that to the HR

seichan 7

Sunday 26 June 2016 12:34

Geez, is there any way you could explain it to your boss? I hate when people jump into conclusions like that. And what the f is wrong with your girlfriend? I understand there's never a good time to break up, but during work?? Looks to me like she's scared of what your reaction would be so she did it in the one place where you're supposed to not show your emotions. Breaking up should be a private event between two people. Do it in a private place, for Pete's sake.. Now that I'm done with my rant, Stay strong OP!

Comments

lusanna 19

Sunday 26 June 2016 11:44

Without an explanation from you beforehand? Take that to the HR

pandalover69 26

Sunday 26 June 2016 21:57

It says OP is from France, do they even have HR?

Sirin_fml 46

Sunday 26 June 2016 22:32

Nah, we only just discovered the element of fire and written language last week. Maybe next month we'll get around to basic workplace stuff.

redcell513 5

Sunday 26 June 2016 22:55

Hahahahahahahaha. Find out next week!

_Peppermint_ 34

Sunday 26 June 2016 12:07

Double whammy !!

cacheson 41

Sunday 26 June 2016 12:30

Go get a way better job now and she will try to get you back. And then you can say no and reject her AND have more money!

godofguns708 5

Monday 27 June 2016 4:54

you obviously don't know how the real world works

Theguyinthedark 11

Monday 27 June 2016 5:08

Obviously!

cacheson 41

Monday 27 June 2016 5:41

Trying to be funny here. You obviously don't know how humor works.

seichan 7

Sunday 26 June 2016 12:34

Bliepje 22

Sunday 26 June 2016 12:45

totally agree... why the Hell Go to his workplace

arano 29

Sunday 26 June 2016 13:07

I don't know what kind of work you do, OP, but if it's retail, your (ex) girlfriend could've easily been a customer as well. Your (ex) boss is a jackass.