Gottabekidding
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Ashland, United States
The workplace from hell
Today, my workplace instituted a policy in which employees must stop and write down what they are doing every fifteen minutes. FML
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sohigh10 34
log entry 5123: writing down log entry log entry 5124: writing down log entry log entry 5125: writing down log entry...
cacheson 42
Clearly this increases productivity. Oh wait...
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cacheson 42
Clearly this increases productivity. Oh wait...
sohigh10 34
log entry 5123: writing down log entry log entry 5124: writing down log entry log entry 5125: writing down log entry...
aussiebloke4578 11
Not thinking about elephants.
CrazedSanity 17
Time to start looking for a new job.
RainTears 15
I always wondered how the people who came up with these ideas got their jobs
HappyItalian 38
I wonder what happened exactly for them to institute this policy in the first place.
Lalala579121 28
They probably did that meme where they kick anyone who disagrees out the window.
Comebackkid420 7
Thus wasting a shit ton of time when up add up how long that would take during a typical 8hr shift. I must assume uou work for a bunch of idiots.
Coffee5555 14
log entry: I can't focus on work cuz I'm interrupted every 15 mins!!!
PtCaboose 21
What if you spend fifteen minutes writing down what you're doing?
spirithound 13
I can see this happening a lot...
HappyItalian 38
"Captain's log, stardate 42736.8... Still no increase of workplace productivity and there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere. Destination: the water cooler next to Sandy who works in sales."
sunny354wi 8
U beat me to ST references! :(
TMO2142 25
Write "my job" everytime?