Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with, "Liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML
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Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I was on a video call with my grandmother, trying to teach her how to use Facebook. I patiently explained the difference between posting a status and sending a private message. Five minutes later, I saw her new status: “I love you, honey. Thanks for being so patient with me. By the way, I still don’t understand this shit.” FML
Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
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Top comments
Glassmaster 0
You're cool. Posting fake Facebook starters always makes you cooler.
pandabearsmiles 0
You're cool. Posting pictures of yourself with big headphones and not smiling always means you're cool.
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Glassmaster 0
You're cool. Posting fake Facebook starters always makes you cooler.
pandabearsmiles 0
You're cool. Posting pictures of yourself with big headphones and not smiling always means you're cool.
mfmylifesrsly 29
I hate when people do this no matter what. "woo look at me I'm drinking underage I'm soo cool!" or "i just smoked 3 bowls!" if you wanna do that stuff it's whatever, but don't post it on fakebook cause if you're one day looking for a job the employers could go to those statuses and not hire you
benderbot19 0
yeah and being in such a rush to have the first comment that you wrote starters instead of statuses... fail.
L3Paparazzo 7
why lie ? get a life
bodmonontheblock 0
who in the bloody **** cares
HollyoaksFan93 9
Grandmas have Facebook?
nick7777 0
hey
JenL_fml 7
^my grandma does
bbucaro98 0
nuts
AaronTkr 0
your grandma sounds hardcore.
enonymous 8
I'm hung over from reading this post. also slight aroused... wait nope just gas
FNFPhilly 0
hahah my grandma(s) have FB's but YDI and like ^^^^^^ said employers could look at that, your a dumbass
PurpleRae420 0
YDI for lieing and HAHA for getting caught
sweetluv006 6
You're friends with ur grandma on face book??? WRONG!!!
plataapusss 0
staying off facebook makes you cooler:) shows you have better things to do then show off or talk to a wall
ILoveTabz 0
hell?
iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3
your grandma has a FB ? wow
OceanBreathesSal 5
128. so I have my grandpa and grandma on Facebook. they added me as friends and I didn't want to be rude and just say no. but I don't have anything to worry about because they never get on.
KiddNYC1O 20
My coolness has been deactivated since 2007.
insidejokeswithm 0
or a virtual wall for that matter
insidejokeswithm 0
mine?
Jonscarl 0
idk how to message you but consider this a message! hi
FuniiBunii 0
Omg rule #1 on Facebook, never add your family members! Never! Cuz it never turns out good -.- YDI for not knowing the rule and having no life
DrJesse 10
#150 your pic is great
L3Paparazzo 7
#171 dont hate cus im photogenic
jess6blondie9 2
Cocky much?
6tori6 5
hahahaha!
collegegirl87 0
I don't have a Facebook, but my grandma does. My grandma spends more time on a computer than I do.
TookaWooka666 0
All of you who are using Facebook or any social networking site are being secretly monitored by the government!
livin_plur 0
211 if ThTs true.. the government knows a lot about me now haha that wud b sucky
Codezlol 21
Why the **** would an employer care if someone wrote that shit on Facebook LOL. If they are dependable for work but like to tip the bottle every now and then on days off any employer with half a brain would not give a shit.
batman_516 9
Mine does.
batman_516 9
I wouldn't hate for you being photogenic. But I will hate on you for faking. that photo is NOT half Vietnamese Australian.
L3Paparazzo 7
why the **** would i lie bout my nationality ???
alex1432 9
this is why I don't add family members as friends
fuckmrsoftee 0
wait is your name glassmaster? the ice cream truck vending company is called mr.softee and it's always more than i can afford, hence my username..
smhansen92 0
got em!!!
smhansen92 0
bitch
ColorfulDonut 7
FYI even if u have family on facebook it doesnt matter coz wen u post stuff u can block it from them
Itstherealjen 0
I love u oli!
dubstep87 0
^^^^damn how many tries till the photoshopping got it right haha
dubstep87 0
^^^how many times did u photo shop till it came out flawless??? (natural beauty is always better )
rob780202 0
just loook at ur picture thats somethinn youd do
killerweakness 0
I was thinking the same thing about the headphones.
lolx7 5
actually they are trying to make it so employers are not allowed to look at fb stuff and such
lolx7 5
actually they are trying to make it so employers are not allowed to look at fb stuff and such
treewolf 5
@mflifesrsly i appreciate the ones that post those kind of statuses, it helps me choose who i want to hire.
RyanMacVey 17
its awrite mate... if everyone told the truth on facebook then it would be even more boring than it already is
jacobepaps12345 0
facebook is the shit what are you talking about?
Egnar 19
Actually I've found that not holding back on my facebook statuses and always telling it like it is has gotten quiet a few of my friends excited when I post new ones, and, causes more funny situations than lying about being drunk ever has.
Soloman212 28
My thoughts exactly. Very detailed descriptions of even the most daily and normal things, when true, are quite interesting. For example, describing the strangeness of a banana peel I have just eaten, and how one of its sides being leathery and gripping while the other is slippery and soft makes it perfect for making people fall. Hmm.
cgrimm18 0
gayboi looks like a pencil mustache Mexican bitch btw I ****** ur step mom and sister and showed everyone u hate the video.
crazymase 9
**** facecrack. I CALL my friends. that's social networking.
jacobepaps12345 0
does no one like fb ? i got 27 dislikes hahaha
icanhazblivions 1
I agree with 128. I never would ha e immediate family on my fb. bad idea.
sherryl_fml 0
why does your gran even have face book??????
teentee401 36
Even if it was the truth, why does OP feel the need to simply post that they're hungover. Sounds annoying as hell.
teentee401 36
Both of my grandparents do. And surprisingly they know how to use it. No one had to teach them to use their iPhones either
CallMeHush 0
Busted by Granny, you party animal. Not! Is this you Keven?
mfmylifesrsly 29
hush it's been forever!!!
CallMeHush 0
It has! I haven't been commenting too much, the FMLs haven't seemed sadisicly funny to me lately.
isaacbird91 0
you're the first person I've seen with a profile description :) I too was raised non-denomination but I've sorta motives into evangelical/free. if ya want, txt me sometime! 612.217.4900
widder 0
dong face dingleberry
soccerlvr27 0
wtf??
ADub55 0
4- my thoughts exactly
jakel121 0
He is saying that he
Zmeilerr 22
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over your stupidity.
JokerJohn7 0
122, your picture's awesome and 4, stfu
sweetkitty26 0
this fml was just.. u kno.. Sad.
Ariannalang 0
YDI... And why would you post something like that if you're friends with your grandma?
Blake4477 0
No, he/ she deserves it for being friends with his/ her grandmother.
bodmonontheblock 0
being friends with your grandma doesnt make you a loser, posting fakes statuses about being hangover does. btw grandma on facebook :o
bodmonontheblock 0
oops reading comprehension fail
cgrimm18 0
I would like to bang u miss Lang
bigmike09 4
she has a very valid point.
alyslove 5
completely agree!
jerzeegal117 0
your fake.
imOaks 3
Their fake what?
shaniecerb 0
a fake person..is what i think the person meant
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
I think 132 knows that...
TheMonica 0
Ha! Grandma got you good.
xoxogossipgirl9 6
lmfaaao obvoously you deserved it
ADub55 0
you obvoously cant spell its obviously
xoxogossipgirl9 6
its a typo relax.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
*You *"obvoously" *can't *spell. *It's *"obviously". Glass houses and all that, mate.
KiddNYC1O 20
58- Yeah? So quick to judge. You just got owned by IJD. You failed to use proper capitalization and punctuation.
hellokat1 0
Your grandma has a Facebook?
thebestof1984 0
What's wrong with that? My 70 year old grandmother does. She's an expert on Farmville!!!
soccerlvr27 0
27- so is my grandma
missymoo123 0
oh yeah my Nan is always posting that blingee crap
sterlingarcher 1
ah.. I remember the first time I had a hangover.. good times good times lol jk jk! but yeah that's kinda stupid lol..
chuymac 3
Facebook is for squares that have grandmas like me (grandma squares). plus she likes my status all the time haha, jk or am i O.o
hellokat1 0
Really? Well I guess my grandmas aren't as cool as all of you guys haha
marix54888 0
Honestly I found it shocking that Antibes grandma has a facebook, my grandma has a computer w/ windows 95, and the color is messed up it's all shades of yellow, and it has to 'warm up' for 30 miniutes before you turn it on, so no one bothers.