Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML
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Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
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whiskey'swino 15
Jerk. At least you only invested four months, she lost a year on a lying loser.
coolmike699 26
That's a Shaggy situation.
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Comments (10)
hpand 5
I wonder who is his first preference.
julfunky 29
It’s safe to say the one he wasn’t denying he knew.
PenguinPal3017 19
What other option did he have? "This girl in your phone says you're her boyfriend." "I don't know you!"
ThatGuy9679 13
That's probably only because he was physically with the other girl, if he was with op at the time of phone call I have a feeling he would say the same thing about the other girl
coolmike699 26
That's a Shaggy situation.
whiskey'swino 15
Jerk. At least you only invested four months, she lost a year on a lying loser.
TomeDr 24
Hopefully he now has NO girlfriends.
Taurus_ChicKa 36
I hope you both dumped his ass.
kenken5 16
This actually happened to me once. I was dating a guy for about a month before I found out he already had a girlfriend of a few months. He completely denied it to here saying I was crazy and we only met once when I had proof and she still believed him. I think he was also still dating another girl I knew who he told me he had broken up with right before we started dating. A few months later she got in contact with me again and told me she broke up with him. Lying bastard deserves no one.
TumblrweedPasses 11
You and the other girl might become good friends after it all tbh You might have way more in common other than poor choice in manky men