fuck

it's not that hard to tell then what your haircut style is. ydi

almost first !!!

business in the front party in the back hellz yea!!!!

invite her over for some raccoon dinner

just cut off the mullet... yeesh

ydi for posting an old FML.

I'm not sold on this. If you didn't have a mullet when you walked in, how would that be your usual? Either your stylist or you are not very bright.

ummm yeah.
there's no way your stylist 'confused you with someone else'.
especially if you go often enough to ask for 'the usual'...
it's pretty easy to tell what your last haircut was.
and a mullet would be easy to get rid of anyways
..so stfu and stop your bullshitting 

hahahaha win!^

dude, mullets are sick.

mullets are NOT sick. anyone who thinks otherwise is dumb.

mullets make me sick.

Muletz r teh bast hurcat erver

hahaha rock it!

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OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNY I'M LAUGHING TEARS AT WORK HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAhahahahahaha too funny

that's wat u get for showing off

Why would you say the usual? Even my regular hairdresser of 15 years has a lot of customers and I always have to make sure she knows what I want to get for a haircut. I would never say the usual. Your loss.

My boyfriend never says a word, not even "the usual" and his hairdresser of three years has never messed up his hair... not even once.

Does he get a buzz cut?

At my barber's, they keep a record of what kind of haircut each customer gets. When you walk in, they ask you for your phone number and then either look you up or put you in their database. Lets them keep track of visits for promotional reasons (e.g. every 10th haircut you get there is free), and keep track of your hair style. So when I go in, they usually say, "Do you want the same thing you got last time, just a [style from last hair cut]?" Surely it's not the same everywhere, but just saying that sometimes "the usual" is actually fine.

haha nice one dick head

move to Arkansas and you'll just be regular folk!

that's what I was thinking

This means someone else REGULARLY gets a mullet cut. FTL.

So... it's not like you walked out the hairdresser unknowing of the cut she gave you.
Just tell her to even it out.

Unless you didn't look in the mirror they always put up for you.
Then you walked out into the streets looking like somebody had partially shaved a monkey and kicked it through TopShop.

fyl if u walked out the haircut place without looking at it LOL

He'll just have to shave off all his pubes and place it onto his head so no one would notice...
Hey curley hair is a lot better than a mullet, wouldn't you agree?

I love how this one almost exactly resembles a previous FML. Hmm...

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/4077584

Then you guys really are as dumb as many people say you are.

too trusting, didi, too trusting.

Hey, Didi... I'm still looking after your Bugatti Veyron, I didn't sell it on the black market for vodka money, I swear. It's all good :D

I saw one almost exactly the same but op ended up bald if I remember correctly...

good call :)

hello. i'm dr. freud, but you may call me siggy.

Didi!!! ugh, I missed your presence on fml! bah!

It is easy to cut off the party in the back and have a normal haircut. Stop your whining and snip snip.