By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
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laurenlovesjb 20

Why would you do that if there was a chance someone like her father would see you?

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bobbington9298 10

So? Think about the dad! "Today, I was strolling through my backyard, when I heard my daughter and her friend in the pool. Thinking I could go say "hi" I went to go check on them. As soon as I stepped out of the bushes, my daughter's friend ran away screaming, naked, and slipped. Now I have to take her to the hospital. FML.

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laurenlovesjb 20

Why would you do that if there was a chance someone like her father would see you?

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tristanisgay 7

Regret nothing, OP!

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MrBrightside21 20

Last time I went skinny dipping with my "friends" we had an ahwesome time, but I was the only one skinny dipping. Some people just don't know how to party. It's all fun and games until the owner of the house calls the cops and I get tased.

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PandaFluid 5

80- You people are the reason why the world is such a shitty place. Too many "yolo/swag" fags all having the same shit taste in music and everything else. Have some originality or don't even comment at all. -rage message complete-

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the_smart_way 10

For the sexual thrill!

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Arch27 27

There's a lot of that here on FML -- people bemoaning "FML! PARENTS RUIN EVERYTHING!" If the only thing that ever ruins your life is the fact that parents are around, take them out of the equation by removing yourself from them. Move out. Pay your own bills. Live your life how you want. Or stop doing stupid shit while living with your parents.

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Carmstro 13

105, I'm curious as to how you know OP's age. Is there an area where I can find this, or do you know her personally, recognize the story, and came here to vent?

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bioboy725 10

This FML isn't complaining about parents. She was seen naked by her friend's dad. It wouldn't matter who it was, it would still suck. Your rant has disgraced the 501st.

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Soph0725 8

I'm not sure if you deserved it or didn't deserve it...

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zombieslayer83 19

nice, slippery when wet.

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miss_madison 10

High school of the dead!!!! I love that anime.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

My guess from the "her dad saw the whole thing" is you must be teenagers. Now tell me, why would you walk around naked in someone else's house?

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unknown_user5566 26

Going skinny-dipping with the chance of being caught adds to the adrenaline rush. I think that's what makes skinny-dipping so interesting. If there wasn't an adrenaline rush to accompany it, why would you sit in a pool full of your naked friends?

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TheDrifter 23

You just need sexier friends Kylee. The more important question is will my friends get naked in a pool with me?

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rotflqtms_ 21

#53 Geeks & Nerds, and losers who were too afraid of getting caught/in trouble to let go and live a little... Yeah people like me...

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Pleonasm 35

You're saying that was her dad was in the bushes watching you two the whole time? Creepy. Just kidding. I really hope.

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Pleonasm 35

But now, I'm really wondering how this came about... "Hey, we just finished watching the human centipede, and your dad is home, let's just get buck naked and jump in the pool, there's nothing out of the ordinary with that, and we definitely won't be paranoid about some doctor stiching our naked bodies together so I can eat your faeces!" The dad got a private screening of his own horror movie, by the way: Teeth. BA dum tiss.

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AddyGaming 8

Why would you even step outside the house after watching a scary movie.. Let alone go swimming.

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TheKrogan 4

And you went skinny dipping because......?

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chickenflem 8

Because all the sexy popular girls go skinny dipping at their friend's house while their dad is home duhh! Lol YDI OP

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kirbeaar 19

Who goes skinny dipping when there is a parent around?

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iAmLauRawr 10

I think the question should be: who goes skinny dipping in this type of month? o.o ... or is that the idea of skinny dipping? .... to completly freeze your **** off.

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sarahenity 8

OP is from Australia, it's summer here :)

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bobbington9298 10

So? Think about the dad! "Today, I was strolling through my backyard, when I heard my daughter and her friend in the pool. Thinking I could go say "hi" I went to go check on them. As soon as I stepped out of the bushes, my daughter's friend ran away screaming, naked, and slipped. Now I have to take her to the hospital. FML.

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cat0720 9

I know this sounds weird but what if he was watching on purpose? Maybe she is 18 or older?

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