Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML
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calvo_07
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You nasty
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DrNuggetcase
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(^_^)/ to ( ._.)
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calvo_07
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You nasty
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nerobluerose
| 10
Wear more deodorant?
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Guren
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I just imagined that and couldn't stop from laughing
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deviable
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C'mon, I would kill to have someone who would apply my deodorant for me.
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Birdie_Sage
| 0
Poor guy. Don't be surprised if he ever cheated on you.
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BRLHP
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37, having bad b.o. Means your spouse will cheat on you? Wtf.
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Colonel_Lexi
| 18
Are you the same woman who left bits and pieces of tissue in her vagina?
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babykillaseason
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Jamacin me crasy mahn.
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kateRAWR
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58- it sounds like it lol :)
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Scarlettx7
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He's at least trying to help
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yayyyFML
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110- Like a boss
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juanaranda1015
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That stinks..but seriously I think that was kinda rude. He should've let you known first.
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CuteLittleDork
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Pun intended?
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badactor009
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Or, taken you for a joint shower... and continued on there after some soap. Bottom line, nobody can remain squeaky clean 24/7. Instead of rolling on something to mask the funk, do the duo sexy soap scene.
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sydie5
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I actually think what he did was a really effective way of telling her she needs deodorant while still being able to continue the fooling around.
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NuTrees
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I find it rude that she thought it was okay to fool around musty
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wlddog
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Rude??? I can think of several much worse ways to tell her she stinks. It sounds like he did it in a creative and carefree way.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
OP's partner probably did it in a joking manner as to not embarrass her, I think it's cute.
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omgcookeys
| 15
How? Would he have bent down seductively and whispered in her ear " your armpits smell terrible"
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blushy
| 14
at least now you know you have a body odour problem and can do something about it instead of walking around stinky and people talking about it
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Meowingtons500
| 18
This reminds me of the short film about personal hygiene we watched in grade 5 health. "Some bits and pieces ain't nice."
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retroblonde97
| 8
Wow I watched that video too! That lady missed out on more than personal hygiene ;D
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Meowingtons500
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Bet your health nurse didn't impersonate Britney Spears. ;)
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Isoldael
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He should have taken you to take a shower together, deodorant doesn't do much after you've already sweated anyway.
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lolipop1234_fml
| 7
Omg I know this has nothing to do with the FML but I had a corn snake the exact same as your pic!
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QueenQuay77
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That's what I do with my boyfriend when he or I stink after a long day and were in the mood.
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rocker_chick105
| 31
Take the hint!
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kuges
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She should if she has any brains what so ever
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poisonwolf
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Why was there deodorant next to the bed? Before you get into bed check for some pit stick.
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sparkrok
| 8
take a hint? hell, take a shower!
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perdix
| 29
Such a sad precedent: Your poor hygiene leads to seductive foreplay.
This indicates that you should stop wiping.
This indicates that you should stop wiping.
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Doxy
| 22
You should work for Cosmo. That's the kind of tips on sex and foreplay they're looking for.
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NotInTheMoodShoo
| 0
I'm sorry but that shits funny...
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mikeymayhem_87
| 15
Perhaps ask the poor fellow from an earlier FML post on some advice? I heard he had a great time going down south on his GF :p
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perdix
| 29
He wouldn't have to worry about bits of toilet paper.
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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml
| 14
let's hear it for not wiping!
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mannequinchaos
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-.-
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Birdie_Sage
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What? Are you sleeping? What is thaaaat?
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TheFamilyElf
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That's a serious mood killer. Still, would you rather have just stunk and gotten stinker as the night went on?
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AritFish
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Lifting arms up is seductive? You and your husband are into that freaky stuff.
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biscuit1080
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What's seductive about lifting somebody's arms up? What did you think he'd do?
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b00kn3rd
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You're probably not sexually active, which may be a good thing. Think laying down and man on top lifting her arms above her head to hold her down. It's a dominance thing and statically shown to be most women's number one fantasy.
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Birdie_Sage
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Ooor to just put deodorant on the person with terrible smelly armpits.
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meade34
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Thank you 33. I didn't wanna have to explain that to a virgin.
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KeepTalking
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Because being a Virgin is so bad? Good to see the morals of our society being upheld!
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raney150
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-implying having sex is immoral.
I don't think there is anything wrong with being a virgin, but I also don't think having se is immoral.
I don't think there is anything wrong with being a virgin, but I also don't think having se is immoral.
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NoisyNykkii
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Having sex doesn't make you the devil, nor does being a virgin make you a saint. Grow up, kids.