Love, Health and Music: Rain check?

Rain check?

By Egtat216 - 29/07/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams, and I'm wearing an eye patch and have a thick red line across my face. FML

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You deserved it 1 476

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 17:04 - United States

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 720

By SteveBassist - 27/03/2018 15:00

Today, while playing on stage, the singer of my band swung his microphone around, straight into my face. I now have stitches above my right eye, and a job interview in three days. FML

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Anyway, here's Wonderwall

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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You deserved it 80 479

By failedmusician - 03/06/2009 10:06 - New Zealand

Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML

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You deserved it 59 057

Rock on!

By wtf - 08/03/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

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You deserved it 24 513

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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You deserved it 6 378

By CircleBruise - 08/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML

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You deserved it 5 894

By ditsy - 15/07/2010 09:17 - United States

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

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You deserved it 28 108

By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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You deserved it 7 362

anthonydpalm 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 15:56

Chin up OP. Maybe when you tell her that you play guitar, she'll be impressed and you'll get to play for her on your second date!

Elban 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 15:55

If you can play the guitar at least decently for her she might understand and appreciate the sacrifices you sometimes have to make.

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Elban 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 15:55

If you can play the guitar at least decently for her she might understand and appreciate the sacrifices you sometimes have to make.

anthonydpalm 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 15:56

Chin up OP. Maybe when you tell her that you play guitar, she'll be impressed and you'll get to play for her on your second date!

justplainawkwrd 22

Sunday 31 July 2016 3:41

or she'll think he really can't play, given OP's current state...

neuronerd 28

Saturday 30 July 2016 15:56

Just explain what happened. If she truly is the girl of your dreams, she'll be understanding. I know having that happen can hurt your confidence a bit, though.

xxjeramiahxx 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 15:58

Tell her you got it from Vietnam.

Colon_Man 17

Saturday 30 July 2016 18:29

"You're too young to have been in the Vietnam War." "What? A guy can't go on vacation?"

mezochan 29

Saturday 30 July 2016 16:01

You could just explain what happened and get some sympathy points. Or tell her you got into an epic battle! "If you think this is bad, you should see the ninjas!"

Elban 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 18:20

Hell yeah! Tell her how hard you trained and learned all the sick ass kicking moves watching kung-fu panda.

Nickimariek 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 16:01

Well... girls love musicians... lol just tell her what happened so she can laugh because I know I'd laugh...

astrodick 15

Saturday 30 July 2016 16:04

Tell her you had a accident and reschedule with her

SnailMail 12

Saturday 30 July 2016 16:44

Never reschedule a first date. Bad impression

chuka81 27

Saturday 30 July 2016 16:10

I know there are girls out there who are into pirates. Just get yourself a parrot and maybe a hook for good measure.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Saturday 30 July 2016 18:17

he could use the gem of a pickup line "If you were a pirate, would you want your parrot on this shoulder" <touches date's shoulder> "or this shoulder?" <touches the other shoulder so you get your arm around them>

sparkledoge 29

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:41

Aye matey i like me lads with eyepatches and scars yo ho ! ...If ya looking for me, i be sailing out the door.

BodyElectric 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:04

I don't know why people are thumbing you down; I happen to get a kick out of terrible pick-up lines. You just have to do them right (intentionally cheesy, not dumb and sleazy).

kusje 30

Saturday 30 July 2016 16:14

And you have a good conversation starter

JMichael 25

Saturday 30 July 2016 16:21

I haven't had one hit me in the face yet, but I've broken several strings tuning my guitars..lesson I've learned: always buy more than one pack of strings at a time!