By Vic - 11/07/2011 09:00 - Denmark
The Top
By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston
By Black - 12/12/2008 03:31 - Lebanon
Lightweight
By fmlTGOD - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand
By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France
By alanh69 - 26/08/2014 19:12 - United States - Woodward
Creaky floorboards
By wtf?? - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
By Claustrophobic - 04/04/2013 07:12 - United States
The betrayal
By latenightbite - 16/03/2010 23:17 - United States
By SupposedlyAverage - 27/12/2014 14:55 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 04:11 - United States
By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States
By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster
By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 20:54 - United States
Jerry wins again
By Trapped - 10/06/2009 08:13 - Australia
By lily389 - 21/03/2011 05:02
By Anonymous - 01/01/2010 07:11 - United States
Red flags all over the place
By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 11:29 - United States - Charlottesville
Such a weird move either way
By 1337fade - 07/04/2011 05:19 - Denmark
By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States
Prank of the day
By datingablonde - 11/01/2013 05:20 - Australia - Attadale
By Kegronauer - 23/08/2009 21:35 - United States
avidfmylife tells us more.
By RedLion23 - 03/11/2009 20:08 - United Kingdom
By marcranger - 11/08/2014 23:40 - United States - Denver
marcranger tells us more.
Hey all, OP here! Glad to see I made some of you laugh...I wish I could say the same about my cousin, his wife, and my aunt and uncle (the proud first-time grandparents)! At least my dad, who I was staying with for this event (I live up in the mountains, but this was in Denver), laughed his ass off when everyone else was out of earshot and said he honestly felt the same way (and since I was a baby once...thanks, Dad?). Oh, well. At the very least, I think the new parents will avoid me like the plague at future gatherings, even ones specifically planned to honor the new addition (oops), and this might get my relatives to back off about when exactly I'm making my own contribution to the family line.
By iskiel - 26/10/2014 05:53 - Australia - Melbourne
By Anonymous - 09/08/2011 12:55 - United States
By Evra - 16/04/2015 05:04 - United States
By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna
Keywords
haha the comments are all great. I'll clarify a couple things: 1) I accidentally left my stick-on bra cups in a main part of the house where he easily found them 2) I was embarrassed that he found them and that I caught him but I couldn't bring myself to say anything. It's "FML" because my dad was squishing my bras. It's "YDI" because I left them out where he found them. I decided it was better to not embarrass both of us by confronting him and explaining what they are, so I just pretended I didn't notice and left the room.