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Makes sense. Now she'll never be able to suck a candy cane the same way again.
You need to invest in that shower gel that tastes like another woman's hoo-hah. That'll make her work extra hard down there! ;)
Reminds me of the time my wife told me I tasted like Irish Spring, saying "it's manly, yes, but I like it too!" Good times.
I beg to differ. If you taste like your soap you didn't rinse it off well enough. YDI
one time I did that because he sprayed cologne on his junk 🤮
No one wants to eat shower gel. Wash that off better. Maybe she used the wrong words, but eating soap isn't pleasant. (Not that giving a bj seems any more pleasant than eating soap... but why make it worse with bad tastes too?)
I don’t get it. Would she rather stinky and gross?
"Too clean" "Tasted like shower gel" In my house we call that NOT CLEAN ENOUGH. Rinse your skin better. Clean isn't just the absence of dirt. You leaving gel behind? That's on you.