By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 186
You deserved it 22 834

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just tell him it was pitching practice

Well, having sex with your coach's daughter wasn't a good idea in the first place.

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Well, that's awkward. FYL :/

I just wana knock all ur teeth out and fuck the bloody mess that would be ur mouth

0.O. creepy..

Wow 14, you have some serious issues. Don't reproduce, for the sake of the rest of the world. Please and thank you.

jizwold fuckers as ur self need to go to a mental hospital even saying that over the Internet probably means u are just really screwed up and need help good luck mofo

What did he say?

dude seriously shut up! back in the roman era living to be 30 was a miracle so obviously they are going to be having sex a lot sooner but they were MARRIED, true be it forced, still nonetheless they were married, I am 17, the average age of those having sex, and I'm still a virgin due to the fact kids my age and younger don't need to be having sex they are to young, 20 needs to be the average age of those who have sex, well loose their virginity.

^*lose. "loose" is what your vagina is after having sex at 17.

Honestly, OP, YDI. If you guys don't have your own place to have sex, you probably shouldn't be doing it. And before I get jumped on for being called a downer, if they can't afford their own place (or are too young to have one), they definitely can't care for a child were something to happen.

just tell him it was pitching practice

More like batting practice. Lol

you know what they say about baseball coaches' daughter... they're ugly

#26 and he hit a home run.

Serves u right,next time get a room duh!

depends how old they are and which room they were in

YDI for having sex with her

Why? People have sex, get over it.

Sex is awesome.

that's true sex is awesome!!!

sex is best saved for marriage, so at least respect the house rules. I can't believe that girls at my school are surprised I'm a virgin, what has the world come to?

I agree with 66. you won't have that problem if you wait till you're with "the one". omg! I totally know what you mean! most of the people at my school are shocked when I tell them I'm still a virgin just cuz I've been with my bf for almost two years. it's insane

Ironic that you save it for marriage but you number is 69 lol

lol #76 exactly haha

'sex is best saved for marriage' No. It's a personal choice, and 'the best personal choice' does not exist. It's different for everyone. Oh, and about that 'what has the world become' shit, just read a history book. Or my comments.

Thank you, 69. I mean sex isn't for just anyone, you should have it with your spouse. It may just be my believe on this matter but still.

People, it's a comment. Get over it.

Ok so this is probably just me being a perverted teenager but isn't it kinda funny how 69s comment was all about sex after marriage and her comment was #69, lol I love irony!

Let's hope you hit a homerun or else all you'll be hitting is balls, haha.

I see what you did there.

how old are you and how old is your girlfriend?

who cares?

obviously he is atleast 16 he can drive...

well it does matter because if they are like 20, then its legal and the dad is beinf unreasonable

After he saw your bat handling skills do you think you will be riding pine?

Well, having sex with your coach's daughter wasn't a good idea in the first place.

If you're in love with someone, is it really important who the parents are? It may be awkward to fall in love with the daughter of your coach, your teacher, your principal...but that's not a major issue. And if they want to have sex with each other, let them, it's their choice. The dad probably can't deal with his little princess growing up.

22, you're right, it is their choice, but I just wish not everyone thought the same about sex.

It doesn't matter how old she is. If she still lives in his house then she must follow his rules.

So if she was 35 years old still living with her dad and he didnt want her having sex, she should just comply? Lmao

Who pitched the idea? YDI for being an idiot and not locking the door.

ya the only doors with locks in my house go to the outside

Props for the punny comment. To the matter, yea, kind of odd to think you won't be caught.

OP, just be glad he didn't teach you batting techniques, using your head as the baseball.

which head are you talking about? ;-) Lmfao