Such a weird move either way

By 1337fade - 07/04/2011 05:19 - Denmark

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 273
You deserved it 9 733

Same thing different taste

Top comments

SuckerPunchurMom 0

Yeah that always turns me on. Especially when I haven't showered in a while.

spikey818 9


spikey818 9

and girls wanna know why we try to skip it to get the main event

SuckerPunchurMom 0

Haha agreed. No touchy, just fucky.

OH BABY!!!!... I cant ******* breathe! stop it!!... gross...

your wife is simply reminding you "honey this is why i don't suck your penis. this is what it smells like down there".

mz_booty 0
Frelling 0

Take it from a seasoned muff diver, shaving doesn't improve the smell.

Frelling 0

well i dont know about other women but i smell fine lol. if it reeks down there attack them with some fem fresh!

Frelling 0

50, you can go down on yourself, you must teach me your technique. 49, Farscape.

and the same goes with u blokes and ur outbursts of DNA. it tastes like bleach salt and chlorine

mz_booty 0

lol 59!!! advice for all men- drink pineapple juice and I promise there won't be a problem with ur taste hahaha

Frelling 0

69 you are a *******. i cant say it any nicer

oh ewwwy a period! grow the feck up! average of five days a month! u piss outta your dick and ejaculate the foulest tasting shit known to earth out of it and expect us to suck and swallow then say no i don't think i should return the favour? i ought to cut your dick off sir!

mz_booty 0

while she does that i'd be happy to cut ur balls and make earrings!!!

I'm favouriting this FML just for the convo above^

MissFukMyLuck 0

I'm with 88. that was entertainment for my morning :)

kartilino is ****** desperate for any girls attention. what a douche. and of course every girl is going to tell a guy "yea I clean and I smell fine" it's not like a girl would be like "hey I wouldn't do that, I have quite a smelly snatch" haha

lol 58! That I agree. That is a very good comparision.

Sinkhole 26

Curlsgetthegirls, you seriously don't understand why pendatik called you an ignorant Aussie? He obviously didn't bring nationality just for the sake of it, he did it because you said "I'm not an illiterate American". So, you mention nationalities and then get mad if someone else does it too? It doesn't really matter if you're an Aussie or not, he was just trying to make a point, it seems like you're the slow one because you didn't understand that. Your other point doesn't make much sense either. You say that American English is lazy English for people who would rather spell phonetically, but I'm guessing that you didn't know that some words used in British English used to be spelt differently. Words like 'horror', 'mirror' and 'governor' used to be spelt with a '-our'. So, unless you keep spelling those words like that, I guess we can say you're lazy 'cause you spell some words phonetically too.

what a stupid ******* argument! seriously shutup

agree with leesh. on a side note, what the hell is wrong with some of you!? nothing wrong with chewing the beef curtains.. get in there!!

he's all mad about it, like he's never scratched under his nuts on a hot sweaty day and smelled his fingers after.

at least if it's clean this shouldn't be an fml but if you dirty then this is a fml, yuck

lol at 75 but was she supposed to rub it in HER face?

Just be glad it wasn't your dick she was rubbing in your face.

SuckerPunchurMom 0

Yeah that always turns me on. Especially when I haven't showered in a while.

LOL - your picture and comment is hilarious

she probably wanted you to get a whiff of how smelly your balls were lol wife: here baby...take that!*rubs underwear in face* OP: aww what the fack ! hahahaha

OH I know this game, first you with your underwear, her with her underwear and before you know it, herpagonasyphilaids.

if I ever discover a new STD, I am going to name it GigglePony just because I love how you mushed up other stds to make that cool new word :-)

63- so you're PLANNING on discovering a new STD? note to all people... don't **** that guy

Don't **** WITH that guy... he's so badass he calls his STDs ponies.

get some payback give her a hitler haha

haha I automatically read that comment in cookie monsters voice

Perhaps it was more of a revenge act? Kind of like a "You like leaving me skid marks to clean... lets see YOU clean them with YOUR tongue!"

lilai1396 0

Awesome picture, just had to say it. Yay Alphonse!

WOODYfromthaBAY 0

thats fantastic foreplay. under wear always aroused me, let alone in my face? geez.. *wheres my lotion when i need it..*

jessicarenee88 0
WOODYfromthaBAY 0

ur from oakland? nice. and u know my comment was absolutely hilarious.

Slinkydalatg 6

You're wife likes it a little rougher than usual doesn't she.......?

SuckerPunchurMom 0
Frelling 0

Pretty sure they meant rougher, OPs wife was after a smack in the mouth.

Smell it, smell it... now taste it. Depends how often you change your draws, I'm guessing not very often, because it was that bad to end up on here :P