By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 16:58 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 034
You deserved it 4 002

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I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry

Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.

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Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.

I see what you did there, lol

too bad the brother didn't :')

This will remain stiffly planted in OP's memory

I see what you did there.

I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry

Actually it's better if they where his sister's and not his mother's or OH GOD his father's. I'm into shit like siblings incest so i presume i'm one to talk, right?

That... Is one reason why we knock before entering! >.

please tell me they weren't yours...

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Show it anyway

I'm impressed, you got >90 thumbs up and thumbs down in one comment thread

That is just something you can never un-see

what has been seen cannot be unseen!

Since reading horrible fmls in the past I was so glad that didn't end with, "...and it was my panties."

Totally agree. And they were my panties* would be better though /:

Time to get the brain bleach! Sorry OP.

I didn't know people actually jerked off that way. Totally assumed that was something the movies made up lol

DUDE me too, until I found out my ex did that with my underwear. Creeped me out so bad.

It WAS something the movies made out for the cheep to follow and now it's more common than it should be sorry I am not very good with punctuation

If they were your panties, you should probably keep better track of them

Wow, somehow you still manage to blame OP. Wow.

Dude 14, wtf is wrong with you? The misplacement of the panty is definitely NOT the issue here.

What do you suggest OP do? Never leave her room? Get a guard dog to guard her panties? Set up a bear trap that snaps off the foot of someone stealing stuff from her dresser? How could you possibly come to the conclusion that it would be OPs fault, I'm genuinely curious

Pretty much what I pictured except for me it was a fireproof safe.