and you would know this why???? ..

because he's a dentist

well :P the guy must be messed ;P but he must be a freak if he finds getting KICKED pleasurable

or he's a masochist

Well when a guy gets kicked there hard enough, his teeth feel good

it's because op "made it rain".... or snow...

Congratulations you just found the only man in the world with actual balls of steel lol.

you just kicked chuck norris...and lived

I've been in that exact same situation a few times except I was the one getting kicked. didn't hurt.

as long as he didn't get a boner afterwards....

I read this as licked insted or kicked first lmfao.

I think the real question is, what kind of self-respecting guy kicks people in the nuts? Be a man, duel it out!

Go with him he may give you a cherry Nyquil Popsicle if you help him find his puppy....

little dick!

Moments later, the real fml was realized when the man's snow globes suddenly released the snow inside.

39 - COME BE A DEENTIST!

snowglobes ?????? I dnt get it? Xmas isn't for months ...

just because something is round like balls doesn't make it a good euphemism for balls aka snowglobes

Actually, it's perfect. Granted, balls are shaped more like single nut peanuts, but still. They're roundish and have 'snow' inside them.

IVE GOT BALLZ OF STEEEL.

nice expression "snowglobes"

I giggled when I saw "snowglobes".

He offended his honor but Op didn't have a dueling glove

"love buds" to "snowglobes"

Haha snowglobes

I have always called em the sperm globes.

143- I thought that FML said "love spuds" not "love buds."

Run, not ran.

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I'm sorry that my grammar does not appropriate up to your standards.

Ran seems correct to me.

Not to me.

How do you smile after something like that O_o

It's not correct, it should be run.

******* grammar notzis

I have to correct this I'm sorry but it's Nazis*

I have to correct this I'm sorry but it's Nazis*

106, which is why I corrected it. Like you, many don't know 3rd grade English.

Genesisnirvana, every one of your comments that I've seen have just made yourself seem uneducated.

Thank you for that lovely statement.It's a good thing that I only seem uneducated.Imagine the horror if I actually was uneducated.

No worries, cereal's username makes them seem uneducated.

He is correct. All FMLs are published several days after they are posted due to the moderation process. Ran is the past tense of run, so thus, ran is the correct verb. See, you learn something new every day.

if it was, it must have been Justin beiber. if not, it must have still been Justin beiber.

win

Dude look like a lady.

Aerosmith

well you must have kicked him In the "smile creepily & ignore pain" acupuncture spot.

This is fml is a part Johnny English two haha

Hehehe sixty nine likes

Could have been a eunuch

you're not third..you're seventh.

no shit sherlock

he's not sherlock either

So you met bieber after all.

You're not third :p

6th dumbass

#8- lol!!

#8-Did it like a boss!

some people do find that sexually arousing....

I don't think it was secretly...