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I lol'd
me too hahaha
Hahah same
I as well did the action of loling. This goes to show how horse are Just So ******* Epic
This reminded me of the amazing horse haha
why were you even sleeping with him when he's just your boyfriend?
are u kidding 90? grow up. or if ur already an adult, step outside the church for a bit and get some fresh air.
wow 93. take it easy. I hate people like you that attack people at first sight and think their right just because they were more aggressive. some people in the world DO (whether your brain can handle it or not) have different views and beliefs. I sleep with my girlfriend too, but im not gonna bash a chick for thinking otherwise. have some respect you arrogant shit.
so, were you biting his fingers??haha;)
I believe it's pronounced lawl
At least he wasn't dreaming the horse was biting his dick. lol
weird ********** dreams FTW haha
^ Good point.
the OP commented!!!!!! WOOT they commented!!!
should have shoved a carrot down his throat after the first time
^^ True
Bite his fingers off.
donkey punch!!!
donkey show? :D
both are acceptable
Was the horse a gift and was he looking into it's mouth? That explains why it would be biting his fingers....
Nice six pack. You remind me of a guy with a huge gut that tattooed a six pack of beers on his stomach.
that's a real mans pack. Let's stick it to all those gym junkies with their health and stamina.
Yeah...bunch of bitches!!
Never look a gift horse in the mouth, I might be the only one who got that.
That's such bullshit it's not even funny. Do you know any bodybuilders? They'd kick your ass in a second. My fiance is a gym rat and goes 5 days a week, same with his best friend. His best friend has kicked more guys asses than we can count and my fiance has come pretty damn close if I hadn't held him back. Another example of ignorance in today's world.
totally agree!
with #59 except mines not a pussy
That creates a whole new meaning for a 'Charlie Horse'.
win
Ouch, poor thing. Next time tape pillows to his hands or something :P
She should pretend to have a nightmare later in the week. Then she could punch him in the nuts... Twice.
I see what you mean. But if he doesn't feel guilty, then I think it's fair for a bit of payback.
win
Tonight, kick him in the nuts and say you were dreaming that a deranged monkey was humping your leg. :D
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Bite his fingers off.
should have shoved a carrot down his throat after the first time