By Quendolin - 09/11/2015 14:07 - Germany

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML
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whatarethisss 23

This is actually hilarious, lmao.

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karacakal2 30
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You should've put a third one to assert dominance

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whatarethisss 23

This is actually hilarious, lmao.

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TH_Insomniak 15
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as someone who does this kinda thing all the Time, I can tell you he was just going it to Fuck with you. And it seemed to work

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cole_tyler42 21
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Well, are you Jewish?

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firefighter925 18
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Should of stared right back menacingly and said I wouldn't either

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JKPwnage 26
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Should have* paid attention in English

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mariri9206 32

#27 that was a well done burn.

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PencilTips 19
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And then added another divider to the second... to add effect.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh. I have to do this one day.

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karacakal2 30
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You should've put a third one to assert dominance

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Lalala579121 27
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While constantly staring at the guy.

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smokecloud_ 37
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And peeing on him.

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ApparentlyNotEno 28

This actually made me laugh heartily out loud. Good on you! X-D

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Earl_KarmasBitch 32
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Nope, you should have claimed the no man's land between the two in the name of your glorious empire and told him that any movement into that land would be regarded as a declaration of war.

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PeppermintPenny 30
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Word on the street is, that if you put 3 in a row, you can buy one...

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Tripartita 44
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Well, shit, now his groceries are twice as secure if you're planning on on stealing them… before he buys them.

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christopherwilli 14
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Look him in the eye and put a third one down

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lexiieeex3 32

Them carrots are the devil's work.

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Lalala579121 27
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What do rabbits need such good eyesight for anyways?

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Jetix7402 22
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Predators such as foxes.

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jocamo 24
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#38 I understood that reference!

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S0LUS 16
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Should've put up a third, looked at him and said "right back at cha".

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