By Quendolin - 09/11/2015 14:07 - Germany

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 851
You deserved it 2 570

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whatarethisss 23

This is actually hilarious, lmao.

You should've put a third one to assert dominance


whatarethisss 23

This is actually hilarious, lmao.

as someone who does this kinda thing all the Time, I can tell you he was just going it to Fuck with you. And it seemed to work

Well, are you Jewish?

Should of stared right back menacingly and said I wouldn't either

Should have* paid attention in English

mariri9206 32

#27 that was a well done burn.

And then added another divider to the second... to add effect.

HeadlessSparrow 20

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh. I have to do this one day.

You should've put a third one to assert dominance

While constantly staring at the guy.

And peeing on him.

ApparentlyNotEno 28

This actually made me laugh heartily out loud. Good on you! X-D

Nope, you should have claimed the no man's land between the two in the name of your glorious empire and told him that any movement into that land would be regarded as a declaration of war.

Word on the street is, that if you put 3 in a row, you can buy one...

Well, shit, now his groceries are twice as secure if you're planning on on stealing them… before he buys them.

Look him in the eye and put a third one down

lexiieeex3 32

Them carrots are the devil's work.

What do rabbits need such good eyesight for anyways?

Predators such as foxes.

#38 I understood that reference!

Should've put up a third, looked at him and said "right back at cha".