By alanh69 - 26/08/2014 19:12 - United States - Woodward

Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
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Melix 31

Well uh next time you should let someone else do it instead of your father.

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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

After 20 seconds of "*****" and "*****" i would have gone to my mom and asked her to take me somewhere for that. That's a sign something is going wrong. Sorry about your hair OP

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Melix 31

Well uh next time you should let someone else do it instead of your father.

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nchic01 17

yeah why would anyone int heir right mind ask their dad to cut their hair. i would rather do it myself.

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Soviet_American 29

it could be worse, you could look like Voldemort from Harry Potter.

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RedPillSucks 31

Some dads are actually able to do a good job

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wtfomfgfml 14

The same thing happened to me a few years ago, my dad was cutting my hair and he messed up slightly. Next thing I know, he has shaved all my hair off. I was literally bald. To make things worse, I was going on holiday the next day. For a whole week, I wore a cap (hat) to cover up what he had done to me.

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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

After 20 seconds of "*****" and "*****" i would have gone to my mom and asked her to take me somewhere for that. That's a sign something is going wrong. Sorry about your hair OP

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mdc1 8

Last time I let a family member cut my hair I contemplated going bald. I guess your father just saved you the trouble of deciding!

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brookenicolee29 27

Use a sharpie. Your hair will look real, I promise.

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iLike2Teabag 27

He should draw himself some Homer Simpson hair.

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enu_vastanii__ 9

Sounds like you've already tried it haha

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strike2867 13

Reminds me of that spray on hair people thought would look normal.

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Michael903 18

20 minutes after starting with the Sharpie, "****! That shit didn't work either!"

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tonyfan00 38

Consider repaying the favor when he's asleep. Might be best to use a razor, but eh....

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leopardwilliam 22

How hard is it to give a buzzcut? Assuming that's what you were originally getting

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Googolman 29

And why exactly would you assume that he wanted to get a buzz cut, out of all the hairstyles that exist?

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Wilffe56 9

As a prank you should totally do the same to your dad... That is if he's the kinda guy you can joke with like that.... and if he's not already bald. I feel like I'm terrible at commenting. XD

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BassinBoy14 13

From the 20 minutes of "*****" and "*****", he doesn't seek like a very playful guy..

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Brandi_Faith 33

Just a hint 6, but there's no need to second-guess yourself in your comment. If you add "this comment probably sucks" or something similar then people will automatically vote you down. Just write a comment of what you think and leave it at that. Sometimes comments get voted up and are great, other times they get voted down, no big deal. We've all had some crappy comments that got voted down, or written something the majority disagreed with. Just relax and have fun! :)

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Wilffe56 9

As a prank you should totally do the same to your dad... That is if he's the kinda guy you can joke with like that.... and if he's not already bald. I feel like I'm terrible at commenting. XD

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Rizzen 27

dude that happened yo my brother once, but look on the bright side, hair grows back

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nevergetsfirst 11

"this one kinda makes you look like a medieval warrior"

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IJG2000 16

Yikes! I feel so bad, I can imagine how that must feel to have strangers have to confront you. I guess you're going to a barber from now on huh?

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