Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (130)
beaglegal 42
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well, look on the bright side. It's better than being a "1" I suppose.
Nathan23xx 18
It's still not cool. If a man loves you then you're always supposed to be a ten in his eyes.
Miss_Chevious 37
yeah I hope the op's answer was a solid "no"
brand125 17
35 - well he was refered to as fiance, unfortunatly
theaaxis 27
I was rooting for a gentle no and a solid punch
brasiliano 16
or single.:)
MrConcise 34
@11 - I agree with the sentiment, but that's just straight-up delusional. I can love somebody and think they're incredible, but a 10 is a perfect score. If they treat me like shit and I love them despite that, calling that a 10 would be denial.
alliewillie 22
On what scale is 2 considered "average"? Wouldn't that be like a 5? 2 sounds awful.
Shadowblast423 3
#83, Staying with that person is also denial so...
Nicholas12 15
At least he's not an asshole who only cares about looks.
raphanne_fml 33
He kind of is though. He's just lazy and thinks he can't do better. It sounds like he's settling.
ViktoriaaKills 13
once again, sarcasm has been lost upon the masses
Mauskau 35
Well he's rating OP out of 10, so he is essentially caring about looks.
PapaMoti 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's the thought that counts?
Morning_fml 22
Um, but her fiancé's thoughts of her aren't exactly nice either.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
meggieeeee92 27
That's exactly what I was wondering. I thought a 5 or a 6 was average. Saying she is a 2 is just mean.
theaaxis 27
Probably calling it average because that's the best he can get. Though all things considered, sounds like OP is out of his leauge
sassypenguinxox 15
He apparently thinks that being a 2 is the norm for girls in this society which is pretty much saying the average girl is not attractive, wow!
cocacola999 27
24 - with that personality, a blow-up doll is out of his league.
ohcheriecherie 20
OP needs to love herself
lexa1love 16
So wait, on a scale of 1-10, 2 is average? That makes no sense at all. OP, that was a terrible proposal I'm hoping he was just nervous and really messed up his speech.
Econforthwin 15
That's what I was thinking too, not only is he a douche, he has no sense of averages.
myelm17 9
for everyone saying that 2 isnt average on a 10 scale: he's saying that the majority of girls are a 2 out of 10 (to him) so she's right there with them.
Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Cely988 29
Or that his bedroom skills are a "solid 2".
JMichael 25
Congrats on the engagement all the same.
darlinguwillbok 7
He shouldn't be your fiancé...
JSparkz19 13
So....what did you say?
unluckystoad 7
Dude she said "my fiancé"... So that should tell you what she said
irwingiggles 26
he should concider you as a ten no matter what!
phoneaddict13 29
consider but yeah I agree
DArthurVaderian 18
As someone else said, even if you love someone if they aren't a 10, they aren't a 10. Saying they are is just lying.
Thekbking 11
to true 140. being honest is the way to go. lying and saying someone is a ten when they're a 7 isn't right. who cares if they're not a ten. not even the supposed models out there today are true tens with them being way to skinny and having photo shop to fix them up on top of make up