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Monday 1 April 2013

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Today, I Walked In On My Husband Eating Cat Food Out Of The Cat Bowl Dressed In A Cat Costume. FML

#20577178
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52689) - you deserved it (5798)

On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday my older brother walkd in on mehile I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. mega FML

#20572069
149 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on mah arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, an I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on mah forearm. FML

#20579781
94 comments

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On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a letter from Yale law school saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I calld my dad crying an read thehole thing... even the bottom,hich said, "April fools! Love mom an dad." FML

#20570035
134 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by madiison09 - United States

2day mah little sister figured out how to use the printer. I looool came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over mah room. FML

#20571278
100 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

MY BEST FRIEND WAS THROWING ME MAH BACHELORETTE PARTLY . A COP CUMMED BY AND SAID THERE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE . THINKING HE WAS THE STRIPPER WE ORDERED, WE PULLED HIM INTO THE HOUSE . HE WAS AN ACTUAL COP . MEGA FML

#20577218
132 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by Evalynne - United States (Louisiana)

yesterday I was lost in a foreign city so I askd a girl 4 directions. She replid, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" an startd screaming in mah face an jumping around. FML

#20572868
133 comments

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On 04/03/2013 at 5:17am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I shaved my pubic area fir my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's bered with Gimli's ax." FML

Today , ma 16-year-old son convincd ma 14-year-old daugter tat se wasn't allowd to use te ladies batroom at te sopping centre , because se wasn't wereing a dress like te grl on te sign . He told er grls in pants always usd te oter one . Se believd im . Tis is ma legacy . fat FML

#20580049
62 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minute later, the bus jolted and his head slipped looool down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure u don't smile like that when you're really asleep.

#20574730
86 comments

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On 04/04/2013 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

today mah boss threatened to fre me for killing him in Minecraft. real FML

#20571304
127 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 6:30am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

yesterday I was discussing possible career choices with my relatives. Pretty much everyone expressed the belief that I'm screwed for life, with my grandma commenting later: "She ain't even got the tits for porn. God help her." mega FML

#20577745
108 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 3:41pm - work - by flea-bitten (woman) - United States

Today , I had to get my grandparents out of jail , cuz they were caught having sex in a public place!! They excused their actions by saying that u can only be young and stupid once , so if u continue doing stupid actions , u r still young!! FML



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