Sex and Intimacy: Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your...

By sexyfail - 26/01/2010 08:59 - Australia

Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

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A for effort

By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

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You want a piece of me?

By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Porkchop05 - 06/09/2009 05:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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Equality

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

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croso88 5

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:32

tell him to shave

ThE_C_Lo 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:41

how the hell is that sexy? give him a lap dance, give him head, and let him tear ur ass up. that's sexy! case closed YDI btw

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croso88 5

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:32

tell him to shave

infiniti_G 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:39

ATLEAST YOU DIDNT BITE A CHUNK OUT OF ANYTHING ELSE

picturescrazy 24

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:59

I totally agree o.o That could have ended a lot worse. And he shouldn't have to shave/trim his pubes if he doesn't want to >.< She just needs to be more careful if she tries to do that again!

Puls3ofth3maggot 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:44

lol I'd say... mustve bit pretty hard to rip out some pubes

Erindub 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:33

I'm with

Orlinda 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:34

lmfao so rough poor guy. and yea he should shave

ihavenoname123 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:41

Shaving your pubes is gross. just trim them

jakeidk 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 6:39

guys were not made to shave, it SUCKS and we don't care where we are hairy. but I guess they are a little long if your gf is chewing them off...

chih 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:11

if they're longer than your hair, it's time to shave...

stewie1744 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:54

damn straight

SaturnE_fml 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 6:19

Underwear, which sits pretty close to the skin, practically right on it, is snug. His hair needn't be all that long to have them yanked out when she's essentially tooth shaving his pubis. She also needn't have bit that hard, get one of them wiry, bristly suckers stuck in a snaggly tooth and out it pops. Lucky the hair was there, or we would have heard about the chunk of his pube mound instead.