Do laundry soon when you still have clothes, or tell him your a furby freak. You kinky girl.

If he didn't marry you, I will.

If you find yourself at a loss for words when explaining, just wing it.

While that might go swimmingly, I personally don't think that's going to fly.

I suppose she’s just stuck like a fish out of water

personally, i don't see the problem

I don't either, I wear my Batman one all the time.

Who ever has a problem with a women in a tuxedo is sexist! It looks good on a women too.

Honestly, that's probably the least weirdest thing they've seen.

That is as much funny as it is embarrassing. I hope you didn’t feel too awkward and made at least one joke!

You either need more clothes or need to do laundry more often.

Obviously, it was you.

The “handyman” was actually a woman and she was also wearing penguin pajamas. You two got a huge laugh, she did the repair job for free and you two became besties!

I love happy endings on FML!

You should do your laundry more often