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By Penguinsuit - 13/03/2018 01:30

Today, I threw my clothes in the laundry and had only penguin pajamas to wear. My mother forgot to mention that she was expecting a handyman. Guess who got greeted by an adult woman in a penguin suit. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By B1N - 15/04/2019 14:00

Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML

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By gypsy - 24/06/2011 02:00 - Australia

Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Tuesday 13 March 2018 2:53

personally, i don't see the problem

kirby1964 20

Tuesday 13 March 2018 1:44

Do laundry soon when you still have clothes, or tell him your a furby freak. You kinky girl.

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kirby1964 20

Tuesday 13 March 2018 1:44

Do laundry soon when you still have clothes, or tell him your a furby freak. You kinky girl.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 13 March 2018 1:54

If he didn't marry you, I will.

manb91uk 22

Tuesday 13 March 2018 1:58

If you find yourself at a loss for words when explaining, just wing it.

Alchemist_21 26

Tuesday 13 March 2018 2:58

While that might go swimmingly, I personally don't think that's going to fly.

manb91uk 22

Tuesday 13 March 2018 3:59

I suppose she’s just stuck like a fish out of water

Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16

Tuesday 13 March 2018 14:22

Waddle happen next?

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Tuesday 13 March 2018 2:53

personally, i don't see the problem

amanda86 8

Tuesday 13 March 2018 18:09

I don't either, I wear my Batman one all the time.

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 13 March 2018 3:10

Who ever has a problem with a women in a tuxedo is sexist! It looks good on a women too.

linzfinz337 22

Tuesday 13 March 2018 3:21

Honestly, that's probably the least weirdest thing they've seen.

weeping_willow 25

Tuesday 13 March 2018 4:14

That is as much funny as it is embarrassing. I hope you didn’t feel too awkward and made at least one joke!

corky1992 33

Tuesday 13 March 2018 6:50

You either need more clothes or need to do laundry more often.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 13 March 2018 6:51

Obviously, it was you. The “handyman” was actually a woman and she was also wearing penguin pajamas. You two got a huge laugh, she did the repair job for free and you two became besties! I love happy endings on FML!