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By Penguinsuit - 13/03/2018 01:30

Today, I threw my clothes in the laundry and had only penguin pajamas to wear. My mother forgot to mention that she was expecting a handyman. Guess who got greeted by an adult woman in a penguin suit. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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Looking good

By Alex - 31/07/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was expecting a package from Amazon, so when the doorbell rang I rushed out in my pajamas. It wasn't the delivery guy. It was my ex and her new boyfriend, here to drop off some of my old stuff. I'd answered the door wearing an anime onesie. FML

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I am hungry

By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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These must be yours

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML

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You deserved it 106

By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By B1N - 15/04/2019 14:00

Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Tuesday 13 March 2018 2:53

personally, i don't see the problem

kirby1964 20

Tuesday 13 March 2018 1:44

Do laundry soon when you still have clothes, or tell him your a furby freak. You kinky girl.

Comments

kirby1964 20

Tuesday 13 March 2018 1:44

Do laundry soon when you still have clothes, or tell him your a furby freak. You kinky girl.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 13 March 2018 1:54

If he didn't marry you, I will.

manb91uk 22

Tuesday 13 March 2018 1:58

If you find yourself at a loss for words when explaining, just wing it.

Alchemist_21 26

Tuesday 13 March 2018 2:58

While that might go swimmingly, I personally don't think that's going to fly.

manb91uk 22

Tuesday 13 March 2018 3:59

I suppose she’s just stuck like a fish out of water

Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16

Tuesday 13 March 2018 14:22

Waddle happen next?

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Tuesday 13 March 2018 2:53

personally, i don't see the problem

amanda86 8

Tuesday 13 March 2018 18:09

I don't either, I wear my Batman one all the time.

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 13 March 2018 3:10

Who ever has a problem with a women in a tuxedo is sexist! It looks good on a women too.

linzfinz337 22

Tuesday 13 March 2018 3:21

Honestly, that's probably the least weirdest thing they've seen.

weeping_willow 25

Tuesday 13 March 2018 4:14

That is as much funny as it is embarrassing. I hope you didn’t feel too awkward and made at least one joke!

corky1992 33

Tuesday 13 March 2018 6:50

You either need more clothes or need to do laundry more often.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 13 March 2018 6:51

Obviously, it was you. The “handyman” was actually a woman and she was also wearing penguin pajamas. You two got a huge laugh, she did the repair job for free and you two became besties! I love happy endings on FML!