Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
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Top comments
justcommenting19 19
I'm sorry but it's Alabama. Of course they wouldn't believe you about that.
Googolman 29
Don't be too nice to your parents now, or they might get the wrong idea.
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Comments (71)
justcommenting19 19
I'm sorry but it's Alabama. Of course they wouldn't believe you about that.
whyme203 15
My thoughts exactly when I read the location lol
elektra2 16
Why? What happens in Alabama?
NeatNit 33
What happens in Alabama stays in Alabama. No wait..
Murilirum 23
What happens in Alabama stays in the family **
beeferjay 34
giggedy
EarlFug 19
At least he didn't type "beast type of incest"
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I feel like he meant to type that but he said he didn't so people feel bad for him.lol
Googolman 29
Don't be too nice to your parents now, or they might get the wrong idea.
LilMissCanadian 22
This comment made my day. But yeah OP, FYL. Sometimes bad luck loves us.
abby1212 27
Double-check next time.
helptheorphans 17
too late
higgysaurus 18
sometimes, autocorrect will switch it right when you press enter making double checking redundant
mikuxxhatsune 32
Double check google? Come on, if it was a text then maybe but not a google search!
sylvienoir 18
Jeez, over protective parents are the the worst. Maybe once they calm down they'll see reason.
TheGamingGamer 28
Auto correct fails...
jonny201 11
*looks at location* well, can't blame the parents
cole_tyler42 21
OP, you're from Alabama. You should know full well that any incest is the best incest. "Incest is the best. **** your family, screw the rest."
Ilovelife93 9
Oh gosh, OP...tell your parents it was a typo!!!!! I can't stand when parents act like that...no wonder this country has gone to Hell..
Spyderbane 10
but parental blocks don't go nuts unless you click the links.
countryb_cth 38
Not always. I know some you can program that when a certain word or phrase is typed they kick in.
slumd0g 15
Incest, a game the whole family can play!