By Dr Pepper - 28/01/2018 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my wife. Halfway through, I had to go to the bathroom, but she complained so I stayed. It was explosive diarrhea. I was on top. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 268
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You’d think “diarrhea” would work as a universally accepted safe word, even without being pre-arranged.

Bet she won’t make that mistake again. For future reference though, explain the severity if you know beforehand.

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We all know that sex is messy, but that's just over-doing it.

Bet she won’t make that mistake again. For future reference though, explain the severity if you know beforehand.

50 Shades of Brown

You need to rethink your life

T_Seg_101 18

Atleast we know you have a bombing time😂

You’d think “diarrhea” would work as a universally accepted safe word, even without being pre-arranged.

This exact situation is the real reason why butt plugs were invented.

God I hope not!

Who stops someone from using the bathroom anyway?

boopingsnoot 24

When nature calls, don't let it go to voicemail.

When you're screwing on top and something goes plop, diarrhea!

Your life sucks, but your wife deserves it. I mean, if my boyfriend needs to go during sex, I'm not going to complain.