Mistakes were made XD

That's so much worse?

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Exactly what I was thinking ..

I do believe this is sarcasm

issa joke

I guarantee it's 99.5% a joke. funny tho, right?

At least it wasn't 50 shades

Twilght may be both a terrible book and movie series but I don't think it should ever be the main reason to divorce someone.

Revoke his man card immediately.

Twilight!? An affair would have been better. Contact your lawyer immediately.

This FML is a better story than twilight

divorce is too good for him.

If you contemplate divorce over such petty reasons perhaps your marriage won't last. Even joking about divorce gets old and it will only be a matter of time before he does divorce you. Such negativity in marriages are normally one-sided. Be the better half, not the cancerous side.

You'd be a great person to take to a comedy show