By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30
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Mistakes were made XD
That's so much worse?
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Show it anywayExactly what I was thinking ..
clearly tongue in cheek, relax
I do believe this is sarcasm
Twilght may be both a terrible book and movie series but I don't think it should ever be the main reason to divorce someone.
Twilight!? An affair would have been better. Contact your lawyer immediately.
This FML is a better story than twilight
If you contemplate divorce over such petty reasons perhaps your marriage won't last. Even joking about divorce gets old and it will only be a matter of time before he does divorce you. Such negativity in marriages are normally one-sided. Be the better half, not the cancerous side.
You'd be a great person to take to a comedy show
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Revoke his man card immediately.
Look at it this way: you now have blackmail material you can hold over him forever.