FML : Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML

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Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Divorce? - / Saturday 29 July 2017 00:30 /

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By afallingstar | 22

#7511259 - Saturday 29 July 2017 0:58

Revoke his man card immediately.

By MidnaLink | 31

#7511235 - Saturday 29 July 2017 0:48

Your username… really, you contemplating divorce over a movie that he was watching.

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By kazekai8 | 10

#7511222 - Saturday 29 July 2017 0:33

Mistakes were made XD

By vshah | 13

#7511223 - Saturday 29 July 2017 0:35

That's so much worse?

By MidnaLink | 31

#7511235 - Saturday 29 July 2017 0:48

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

April91 | 12

#7511264 - Saturday 29 July 2017 1:02

Exactly what I was thinking ..

dharmaint | 15

#7511319 - Saturday 29 July 2017 1:36

I do believe this is sarcasm

adventureinthesea | 14

#7511358 - Saturday 29 July 2017 2:04

issa joke

Stiggy626 | 25

#7512131 - Saturday 29 July 2017 12:27

I guarantee it's 99.5% a joke. funny tho, right?

By LeoCor | 18

#7511238 - Saturday 29 July 2017 0:49

At least it wasn't 50 shades

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7511239 - Saturday 29 July 2017 0:49

Twilght may be both a terrible book and movie series but I don't think it should ever be the main reason to divorce someone.

By afallingstar | 22

#7511259 - Saturday 29 July 2017 0:58

Revoke his man card immediately.

By Norja | 32

#7511277 - Saturday 29 July 2017 1:08

Twilight!? An affair would have been better. Contact your lawyer immediately.

By acmariner99 | 18

#7511284 - Saturday 29 July 2017 1:13

This FML is a better story than twilight

By Dethknite | 4

#7511294 - Saturday 29 July 2017 1:18

divorce is too good for him.

By jessicasoho | 13

#7511301 - Saturday 29 July 2017 1:21

If you contemplate divorce over such petty reasons perhaps your marriage won't last. Even joking about divorce gets old and it will only be a matter of time before he does divorce you. Such negativity in marriages are normally one-sided. Be the better half, not the cancerous side.