Intimacy: Today, I was added to a random group chat. They were planning... - FML

By PumaGator - 04/06/2016 20:39

Spicy

Today, I was added to a random group chat. They were planning to film a porno and each member sent a nude. They were all grannies. FML

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You deserved it 2 113

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 103

You deserved it 75 830

By hiitisbrooke - 23/11/2015 20:17 - United States - Dearborn

Spicy

Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 946

You deserved it 4 750

By anonymous - 15/08/2010 13:12 - Netherlands

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 942

You deserved it 5 357

By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 278

You deserved it 4 585

Where d'you all go?

By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 239

You deserved it 92

Insecure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 824

You deserved it 4 175

By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 286

You deserved it 84 399

Modern romance...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2017 15:31

Today, I sent a great-quality booty pic to two of my love interests. Instead of sending it individually, I accidentally made a group chat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 672

You deserved it 8 715

Go Team!

By Gayer men’s team - 02/11/2017 04:00

Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 807

You deserved it 1 396

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 707

You deserved it 5 795

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Top comments

jamieblue6 16

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:01

But did you send a nude back??

cacheson 41

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:44

You should offer suggestions and ideas!

Comments

LogicalCore 6

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:42

I would bleach my eyeballs.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Sunday 5 June 2016 23:46

Bleaching your eyes doesn't change the fact that you have already seen it.

freddygasman 18

Monday 6 June 2016 5:40

it's your brain you need to bleach, your eyes have no memory.

realitypreacher 4

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:42

Lucky

I_AM_CAPTAIN_NOW 4

Sunday 5 June 2016 21:39

Big surprise eh?

cprad11 12

Sunday 5 June 2016 22:52

If it's any solace, I'm a fan, #15.

cacheson 41

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:44

You should offer suggestions and ideas!

IIVIMMXV 9

Monday 6 June 2016 15:42

You are in the comment section of every post. FML.

Shawn2095 18

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:53

Nobody deserves that. FYL

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:57

And I'm just gonna drink a lot of slurpees to get rid of that image...

jamieblue6 16

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:01

But did you send a nude back??

mineller 24

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:07

Maybe they wanted you as the male talent? Quite a compliment.

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:13

Hummers from gummers.

otterman_empire 7

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:23

I'm sorry

Chikiriwak 17

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:56

Oops wrong number ;-)

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Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML

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Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML

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You deserved it 741

The Top

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 946

You deserved it 3 250

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 594

You deserved it 1 897

Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 435

You deserved it 41 286

Today, after working for over a decade at the same place, I was formally written up with two days of leave without pay for refusing to work extra overtime. I've been working over 80 hours a week for four months now and even cancelled some very important plans so I could work every day. FML

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You deserved it 83

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 382

You deserved it 35 189

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML

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You deserved it 146