Intimacy: Today, I was added to a random group chat. They were planning... - FML

By PumaGator - 04/06/2016 20:39

Spicy

Today, I was added to a random group chat. They were planning to film a porno and each member sent a nude. They were all grannies. FML

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By hiitisbrooke - 23/11/2015 20:17 - United States - Dearborn

Spicy

Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By me - 04/11/2011 04:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

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My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2008 04:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 4 018

Modern romance...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2017 15:31

Today, I sent a great-quality booty pic to two of my love interests. Instead of sending it individually, I accidentally made a group chat. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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Where d'you all go?

By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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Top comments

jamieblue6 16

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:01

But did you send a nude back??

cacheson 41

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:44

You should offer suggestions and ideas!

Comments

LogicalCore 6

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:42

I would bleach my eyeballs.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Sunday 5 June 2016 23:46

Bleaching your eyes doesn't change the fact that you have already seen it.

freddygasman 18

Monday 6 June 2016 5:40

it's your brain you need to bleach, your eyes have no memory.

realitypreacher 4

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:42

Lucky

I_AM_CAPTAIN_NOW 4

Sunday 5 June 2016 21:39

Big surprise eh?

cprad11 12

Sunday 5 June 2016 22:52

If it's any solace, I'm a fan, #15.

cacheson 41

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:44

You should offer suggestions and ideas!

IIVIMMXV 9

Monday 6 June 2016 15:42

You are in the comment section of every post. FML.

Shawn2095 18

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:53

Nobody deserves that. FYL

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:57

And I'm just gonna drink a lot of slurpees to get rid of that image...

jamieblue6 16

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:01

But did you send a nude back??

mineller 24

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:07

Maybe they wanted you as the male talent? Quite a compliment.

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:13

Hummers from gummers.

otterman_empire 7

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:23

I'm sorry

Chikiriwak 17

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:56

Oops wrong number ;-)

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