No Chick-Hating on Easter!

By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 19:00

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML
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Mungolikecandy 19

You dodged a bullet there. I would say FML for wasting 13 years now go find someone who is worth you.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Sorry you wasted 13 years on that asshat. But on the upside... PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

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RichardPencil 30

Well, now you’re free to hook up with your gay best friend, Miles.

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RichardPencil 30

*assholes. Also, that title today went to the guy who wipe his ass with Clorox. He was the unanimous winner for King of Assholes today.

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Mungolikecandy 19

You dodged a bullet there. I would say FML for wasting 13 years now go find someone who is worth you.

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Zekfen 17

Depending what state you live in, if y’all lived together for 7+ years you are married by a common law marriage. Divorce his ass.

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Justkidding100 41

YDI because you're no longer dating him, which is definitely a win

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Looks like you dodged a bullet... Also how did you date an infant?

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Lily_Rain77 25

You're better off without that kind of immaturity in your life.

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DanielleinDC 33

Your ex-boyfriend is a dumbass. It's too bad you spent 13 years of your life with this asshat, but you're better off without him than with a guy who thinks it's okay to use "gay" as a slur to describe something as stupid, who still refers to women as "chicks," and who thinks women proposing is "gay."

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Void_SP 9

What's wrong with calling women chicks? It's like calling a guy a dude.

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notesz 21

It's used in a derogatory way more often than not. Being called a dude is neutral.

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