Anonymous
No Chick-Hating on Easter!
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The proposal
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
onthemarket
United States
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Anonymous
Romcom moment
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
John
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
biwhat
Bassendean, Australia
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Stuck
United States
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
You dodged a bullet there. I would say FML for wasting 13 years now go find someone who is worth you.
user918 12
Uhh be glad you didn't marry him.
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Comments (28)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sorry you wasted 13 years on that asshat. But on the upside... PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
user918 12
Uhh be glad you didn't marry him.
RichardPencil 32
Well, now you’re free to hook up with your gay best friend, Miles.
dwight7476 11
King of asshole’s
RichardPencil 32
*assholes. Also, that title today went to the guy who wipe his ass with Clorox. He was the unanimous winner for King of Assholes today.
Mungolikecandy 19
You dodged a bullet there. I would say FML for wasting 13 years now go find someone who is worth you.
Zekfen 17
Depending what state you live in, if y’all lived together for 7+ years you are married by a common law marriage. Divorce his ass.
Justkidding100 41
YDI because you're no longer dating him, which is definitely a win
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Looks like you dodged a bullet... Also how did you date an infant?
Lily_Rain77 25
You're better off without that kind of immaturity in your life.
DanielleinDC 34
Your ex-boyfriend is a dumbass. It's too bad you spent 13 years of your life with this asshat, but you're better off without him than with a guy who thinks it's okay to use "gay" as a slur to describe something as stupid, who still refers to women as "chicks," and who thinks women proposing is "gay."
Void_SP 9
What's wrong with calling women chicks? It's like calling a guy a dude.
notesz 21
It's used in a derogatory way more often than not. Being called a dude is neutral.