Kids and Health: Today, at the mall, my 4-year-old son threw up on a man's shoes....

By one sorry mom - 05/09/2017 04:31

Today, at the mall, my 4-year-old son threw up on a man's shoes. When he approached me, I immediately machine-gun mouthed him in public. The man apparently is a doctor and concernedly said that my son may have a rare gastric disease based on the puke. I got him checked, and he's right. FML

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By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML

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By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

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By Felinefine - 15/08/2016 19:33 - United Kingdom - South Petherton

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 05:44 - United States

Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

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By herpmonster - 23/06/2012 16:59 - Italy

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

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CSSDimian 6

Friday 1 September 2017 22:55

I hate mothers like you. What need was there to go off on some poor dude who just got thrown up on? Ydi.

Sudokori 13

Tuesday 5 September 2017 4:36

I'd call you a **** but you have not the warmth, the depth of character, nor the capacity to ever give pleasure.

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CSSDimian 6

Friday 1 September 2017 22:55

I hate mothers like you. What need was there to go off on some poor dude who just got thrown up on? Ydi.

Sudokori 13

Tuesday 5 September 2017 4:36

I'd call you a **** but you have not the warmth, the depth of character, nor the capacity to ever give pleasure.

ifuckuprandomly 28

Tuesday 5 September 2017 5:23

God damn that was savage

AXel2169 23

Monday 11 September 2017 23:42

Fascinating how your insulting comment hasn't been hidden, because so many people (including myself) agree with you. It's the kind of comment that usually gets reported, but I guess we all hate people like OP, therefore it's ok to insult her

IcallBSonthiscrap 3

Tuesday 5 September 2017 4:39

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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clair_brodie 35

Tuesday 5 September 2017 6:22

Those be FML rules.

jfsiv 17

Tuesday 5 September 2017 22:07

YDI. All FMLs start with 'Today" and end with "FML"

IcallBSonthiscrap 3

Tuesday 5 September 2017 23:38

They are.

IcallBSonthiscrap 3

Tuesday 5 September 2017 23:40

lol. Perhaps I should have put a smiley face on the first comment I made. It wasn't meant to be this serious.

Kougeru 12

Tuesday 5 September 2017 4:56

Why would you "machine-gun mouth" him anyway? Your son ruined his shoes. Even if he WASN'T going to help you, you still deserved anything bad that was gonna happen because your son ruined his shoes. As his legal guardian, you would owe that man new shoes. He 100% had the right to confront you and ask for compensation for the damage your son caused. You're lucky he didn't and gave you a free diagnosis that millions of people would literally die for.

holyshmolly 13

Tuesday 12 September 2017 22:57

Well not literally die for the diagnosis. Perhaps you meant literally die from the illness?

Zachary8261 28

Tuesday 5 September 2017 5:09

You're an ass.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 5 September 2017 5:26

You machine-gun mouthed him in public? In front of your child? You dirty girl, you could get arrested for that! And where did you learn to do that? Only high-end escorts know how to do that really well!

lccc_ 18

Tuesday 5 September 2017 5:30

okay why?? YOUR son threw up on HIM. im really confused as to why YOU would tell him off??

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 5 September 2017 5:42

So your son pukes on the guys shoes, and you yell at him why? Do you honestly think we are gonna feel sorry for you? You should be lucky the man was nice and warned you about the disease even after you yelled at him for whatever reason. Grow up.