Sex, Boredom and Intimacy: Not into it

Not into it

By JD. - 08/10/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, while I was making love to my wife, she looks up and says, "I'll paint the ceiling white." FML

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febag 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:52

cum on the ceiling, it is gonna turn white

Foster_33 4

Friday 4 June 2010 15:32

#15 you took that one too far

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lahp 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:07

ewwwwwwww.... thoumy ex colour my old boxers white ;) it happens ;) give her 100 quid if she can reach the ceiling :P

bfrench95 0

Friday 16 July 2010 8:01

she's mutitasking,bitch

griffmo24 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:16

multitask win

eleni_fml 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:07

hahaha fail :)

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:12

Wow, painting the ceiling is more exciting than you, FYL!

Foster_33 4

Friday 4 June 2010 15:31

#3 your dumb she's gunna paint the ceiling with cum. not acually paint the ceiling white.

boydeee01 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 3:27

Before you call someone dumb, at least spell right.

Rota 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:16

Lol, "making love", she obviously has you in her pocket.

jillz 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:42

seems like you knew she wasn't really in the mood but your penis was just too important to you lol YDI

febag 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:52

cum on the ceiling, it is gonna turn white

H00K_M 8

Thursday 8 October 2009 17:45

Old joke from at least 15 years ago. Wasn't funny then, either.

MCKCWHITETIGER 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:36

u must be a very boring person..

benisajosher 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 17:56

This isn't an FML.

LmaoLolRofl 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 19:18

u suck

Immune2ice 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 20:15

I don't understand why this is a FML.

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