By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 17:07 - United States - Richmond

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Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
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hoosiergirl94 31

"She put a bag over my head" still counts

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Ms_ValS 27

You poor thing OP.. I guess it's best you learn now that men will always have their inner child. Sometimes they are really just big hairy babies. Sometimes.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

#51 So he's a child because he enjoyed himself? I didn't know it was a crime for an adult to be goofy and have fun.

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Ben14h 22

That's kind of funny, I'm assuming his dad wasn't home then?

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Agtthepw 21

And hoping no one else was in the neighborhood.

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chuchusheep 19

thats awesome. haha. something you can always remember and laugh about.

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stingray112 24

Yeah I don't really understand what the problem is

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llama_drama 19

A woman let me put my penis inside of her!

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rocker_chick105 31

"Doesn't matter, had sex" is only ever acceptable in this FML

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Grayness_ 26

How did you not join him? Lol That's so funny :) just laugh it off OP

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derangedplanet 23

this would have cracked me up. don't be a stick in the mud. sing along too

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TheNewGuy03 28

Right? This isn't an FML; this is a MLIA (My Life is Awesome)!

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Jryan952015 7

Must have been some good sex. I would take it as a compliment

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YB90 7

lol well now you have a funny story about the first time you had sex

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