By 44haley44 /
Tuesday 12 July 2011 17:25 /
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kraine0712
| 2
Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.
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ayooBrandon
| 12
I can't imagine how wet your sheets are
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quade25
| 0
1st
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whyXD
| 12
so your love life isn't going very well.
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lilmisslovely13
| 15
#1 you're an idiot.
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jjames7543
| 13
I didn't know people still acknowledged their commenting place...
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Hoarr
| 0
nice.
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unluckiestperson_fml
| 14
Freaky dog dude
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embr
| 0
...just goes to show u... u can always rely on a vibrator to last longer than ur bf.
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Gorillaz23
| 9
So... how'd it go?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
It was bananaz.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
It was bananaz.
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hyperdrive
| 4
OP is a terrible lay, obviously...
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Ahkoifish
| 0
It is quite relaxing..
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cuntfacekillah
| 5
Obviously not so well if she fell asleep.
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YFDIOP
| 0
well if u cant even entertain yourself, thats probably why youre not doing it with a real person
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richard121212
| 0
she had dreams about it
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Weetart
| 8
Hey ,as Bruno Mars puts it "easy cum, easy go."
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kraine0712
| 2
Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.
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shift_love
| 13
111. all I can say is wow that was fucking awesome.
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el_paso_guy89
| 0
111- you just made my evening! LMAO!!
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theaws0m3guy
| 4
Well then I guess she keeps her vibrator on the down low! Ba-dum-ching!...no? Oh, okay then...
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bennetts211
| 2
Well that'll "wear out the batteries."
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doyougiveacrap
| 0
97 hahaz
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bookwormsteph
| 3
Wow. Seriously laughed when I read this. Poor exhausted vibrator.
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YFDIOP
| 0
lol 111 made my day
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sarabraun8
| 7
it also might mean she's just that loose.
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knight0748
| 5
111 wins, I was going say something about working overtime, but u got me beat.
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iLove2LoveU
| 0
she falls asleep to her vibrator?? wow nothing pleases her!!
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theaws0m3guy
| 4
Well...did you finish at least?
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puplover
| 3
insane
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smoaks
| 0
lmao. 111 your awesome!!
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garrettsgirl
| 0
101 hahaha u made my day.
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proxxX069069
| 7
I usually just about pass outt after sex all the time lol
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cc_the_beast
| 6
Ummmm...you're doing it wrong.
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grizzly260
| 0
Hopefully after at least three or four orgasms. Then again I don't know how many most women have seeing as I've only ever slept with one (many times) but she may have been a nympho.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
I feel more bad for her used out vagina more than the vibrator I mean leaving that thing in there for along period of time can't be good for a vagina
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zbajis
| 7
111 FTW!
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Gazarok
| 0
#111 is my new god
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conmanusmc
| 0
two camels in a tiny car
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pertained
| 12
forever alone
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lilxsexii
| 4
At least the vibrator has a long life. (:
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BloodyDraven
| 0
yall should leave OP alone, u don't know if she was tired or not, hell, maybe she had worked a twelve hour shift and pull Mr. Vibrator out to give him some love, and she passed out from exhaustion.
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alexg823
| 0
132 - Who made your morning? A vibrator?
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chaps93
| 6
I bet she had some sweet dreams
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Metal_Chick
| 15
It happens; at least you know you probably reached ecstasy if you passed out during haha!
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alex1432
| 9
#111 is a boss
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YOUFOMS
| 0
smart thinking
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The_Weirdo
| 10
It could be worse. You could wake up with a penis, instead of a vag.
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artc91
| 0
378 - Wait wutttt?
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theten_fml
| 9
Hello OP, I work for Duracell. Would you be interested in shooting a commercial with us?
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sicwitit
| 0
haha what's the worlds west rejection? when your hand falls asleep while u masterbate haha wow at least u have the batteries that keep goig an going. too ba you can't keep cuming and cuming
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KillTheBiebs
| 0
LMAO!
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Xo_CuPcAkLuVa_oX
| 6
big win for #111 you offically made my day :)
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hobojones
| 0
146 if you where trying to make a pun, it was terrible and i dont get it...
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
lol most negatives I've ever got :3 I was aiming for that btw
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Rawr100
| 0
#2 ur wallpaper is freakin awethum
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peterubino
| 2
lmao that was great!
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kyq
| 0
props
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kyq
| 0
your hot!
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Gorillaz23
| 9
Thanks!
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thathurts
| 0
win ^
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TylerGowen
| 0
You're in 10?? Beautiful!
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emmilysuee
| 0
That brightened my night :D
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ILUVMSC
| 5
you dirty hoe!
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ColorfulDonut
| 7
111 I have never seen so many thumbs up
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
damn 111 766 thumbs up XD
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mickmick95
| 0
you made my day 111
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richard121212
| 0
457... win?
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Give_Linux_A_Go
| 28
TMI, #572...
its a pity youre going to have a hard time justifying your refund, OP
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97currie
| 0
ahaha that's hot
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angeluv_2014
| 22
@135 I just love it when people's pics match their comment perfectly!
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wazupwolf
| 5
wow WTF
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simply_improper
| 1
lol. ive done that. the motor got so hot it burned my inner thigh.
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JoeTheMan12
| 0
that's sucks, I slepted with adult things on my iPad when my dad came in, he yelled at me so loud that i woke up in shock lol
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ryno101
| 3
slepted - lol
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JoeTheMan12
| 0
shit I meant slept
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Tjack_attack
| 0
been there dine that
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jonmansheppard
| 9
*done
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Tjack_attack
| 0
damnyouautocorrect
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RacerX1695
| 1
it's funny because you are eating in the picture.
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IHeartJimi02
| 0
57, me too!!! Lmfao
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jacob12311
| 4
why would auto correct correct a real word your finger slipped on that one you can't press done and have it change to dine
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Tjack_attack
| 0
well who asked you fatty
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iLoveBoobies21
| 0
you're fuckin retarded.
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ayooBrandon
| 12
I can't imagine how wet your sheets are
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PrincessLaurz
| 4
lmfao
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TheresNoEffingwa
| 7
Those batteries HAD to be energizers.
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YFDIOP
| 0
LMAO 61, and 4 i think it was a girl
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rileybrownie
| 0
still girls get pretty wet too lol
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kikilaughsatyou
| 0
HAHAHAHA(:
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estakeller
| 0
hahaa. facebook me. esta kaylee keller
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Drigr
| 8
and they usually refer to girls as getting WET. 4s comment worked.
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sherryl_fml
| 0
lawl your a pre funny bloke.
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sherryl_fml
| 0
lawl your a pre funny bloke.
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markymark1429
| 8
94 - is that actually you?....wow
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bubble25_fml
| 5
rumor has it she has a water-bed...
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pYrO92583
| 0
85- if your a guy girls get wet when that are exited if you are a girl I have no comment
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tittymagic
| 0
dude... I know
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YFDIOP
| 0
my bro commented that i know girls get wet
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Jim717
| 1
yes they do. lol ik my gf does...lol
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nyssx
| 0
girls cum too .. uhh84
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missIrene
| 6
really?
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Alysin
| 14
we can only imagine what she was dreaming about
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randomlettrrs
| 8
197 prove it to me
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mrredkneck
| 2
84 ur not very smart
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nigrice
| 0
178 - liar.
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RacerX1695
| 1
it's funny because water is wet.
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vanillatwilight6
| 0
favorite comment on fml
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yougotapes
| 7
man that experience had to be freaking awesome to make her pass out...
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shannen7
| 0
LOLOLOL
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ariannaa_fml
| 17
well 85, if you must know her name is Haley. maybe you should read instead assume the obvious
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Tektite
| 14
LMAO.. It would be an even bigger FYL if your vibrators batteries are dead.
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thepicoeater
| 1
85 what tipped you off?
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thepicoeater
| 1
85 what tipped you off?
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agaba
| 0
85 do I even need to respond on how stupid and idiotic that comment was.
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Lanceeden
| 12
I hope you have a lot of laundry detergent.
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zacharytk72
| 5
HAHAHAHA
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j_cat187
| 19
85's obviously a virgin
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lolwtfwasthat
| 0
lol well don't get yourself off while your tired...
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artc91
| 0
295 - You're 16.
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iLuvBBW
| 0
your point is? people in their teens masturbate. it's a healthy thing to do!
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alphaskater09
| 9
you're an idiot.
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awickedsomething
| 0
NO! :O Ya think?
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dylpikle
| 0
right? lmao
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Lyposuction1
| 0
haha
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booboojlc
| 0
I was thinking 14
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catdog3134
| 2
awkward
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chaps93
| 6
it's only awkward if you make it awkward
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FMMFL1992
| 3
Not as awkward as waking up with a morning boner and then having to wait a few minutes before you leave your room.
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Orcina1
| 3
best sleep ever!
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Platypus333
| 3
that really isn't that awkward....
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UnderWaterComix
| 0
yeah, why is that awkward. Unless that vibrator was magic and could talk, then it would be awkward.
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katgoesmeow
| 0
best FML ever
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Superflykid
| 5
so far ;)
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Julieissocool
| 0
I agree haha
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panda101x
| 0
best ever
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amrik
| 11
exactly what I said!
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RacerX1695
| 1
I think I said it first.
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DeathMaple
| 3
Agreed =]
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JacksonCampbell
| 9
I said that before it was popular.
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Chesxca
| 0
hey thats a good way to wake up!
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Crncj
| 0
wait, was it in her?
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Chesxca
| 0
hey thats a good way to wake up!
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CynthiaMeAtSix
| 7
I guess you had a nice sleep?
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Babalu722
| 3
i hate when that happens
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beastlybeauty
| 4
nice hair Cynthia is it... White?
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MrFraser25
| 2
at least she wasnt WASTING the power;)
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CynthiaMeAtSix
| 7
it's getting there :)
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CurlyChica808
| 4
lol, nice hair btw, whites a good color on ya:)
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dapredatorx
| 0
I love your hair:)
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Coreytheb0ss
| 0
Cynthia you're beautiful:)
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Coreytheb0ss
| 0
Cynthia you are gorgeous:)
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unluckiestperson_fml
| 14
Been there, done that, got a frightened family member to witness.
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imcutefml
| 0
nice :O
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Diogi4363
| 0
that explains your screen name
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pYrO92583
| 0
that would be the day I started locking my door or drink a redbull lol XD
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Autocorrect
| 0
Lol oh shit.
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whynotnowtron
| 0
do tell.
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