so your love life isn't going very well.

#1 you're an idiot.

I didn't know people still acknowledged their commenting place...

nice.

Freaky dog dude

...just goes to show u... u can always rely on a vibrator to last longer than ur bf.

It was bananaz.

It was bananaz.

OP is a terrible lay, obviously...

It is quite relaxing..

Obviously not so well if she fell asleep.

well if u cant even entertain yourself, thats probably why youre not doing it with a real person

she had dreams about it

Hey ,as Bruno Mars puts it "easy cum, easy go."

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

111. all I can say is wow that was fucking awesome.

111- you just made my evening! LMAO!!

Well then I guess she keeps her vibrator on the down low! Ba-dum-ching!...no? Oh, okay then...

Well that'll "wear out the batteries."

97 hahaz

Wow. Seriously laughed when I read this. Poor exhausted vibrator.

lol 111 made my day

it also might mean she's just that loose.

111 wins, I was going say something about working overtime, but u got me beat.

she falls asleep to her vibrator?? wow nothing pleases her!!

Well...did you finish at least?

insane

lmao. 111 your awesome!!

101 hahaha u made my day.

I usually just about pass outt after sex all the time lol

Ummmm...you're doing it wrong.

Hopefully after at least three or four orgasms. Then again I don't know how many most women have seeing as I've only ever slept with one (many times) but she may have been a nympho.

I feel more bad for her used out vagina more than the vibrator I mean leaving that thing in there for along period of time can't be good for a vagina

111 FTW!

#111 is my new god

two camels in a tiny car

forever alone

At least the vibrator has a long life. (:

yall should leave OP alone, u don't know if she was tired or not, hell, maybe she had worked a twelve hour shift and pull Mr. Vibrator out to give him some love, and she passed out from exhaustion.

132 - Who made your morning? A vibrator?

I bet she had some sweet dreams

It happens; at least you know you probably reached ecstasy if you passed out during haha!

#111 is a boss

smart thinking

It could be worse. You could wake up with a penis, instead of a vag.

378 - Wait wutttt?

Hello OP, I work for Duracell. Would you be interested in shooting a commercial with us?

haha what's the worlds west rejection? when your hand falls asleep while u masterbate haha wow at least u have the batteries that keep goig an going. too ba you can't keep cuming and cuming

LMAO!

big win for #111 you offically made my day :)

146 if you where trying to make a pun, it was terrible and i dont get it...

lol most negatives I've ever got :3 I was aiming for that btw

#2 ur wallpaper is freakin awethum

lmao that was great!

props

your hot!

Thanks!

win ^

You're in 10?? Beautiful!

That brightened my night :D

you dirty hoe!

111 I have never seen so many thumbs up

damn 111 766 thumbs up XD

you made my day 111

457... win?

TMI, #572... its a pity youre going to have a hard time justifying your refund, OP

ahaha that's hot

@135 I just love it when people's pics match their comment perfectly!

lol. ive done that. the motor got so hot it burned my inner thigh.

that's sucks, I slepted with adult things on my iPad when my dad came in, he yelled at me so loud that i woke up in shock lol

slepted - lol

shit I meant slept

been there dine that

*done

damnyouautocorrect

it's funny because you are eating in the picture.

57, me too!!! Lmfao

why would auto correct correct a real word your finger slipped on that one you can't press done and have it change to dine

well who asked you fatty

you're fuckin retarded.

lmfao

Those batteries HAD to be energizers.

LMAO 61, and 4 i think it was a girl

still girls get pretty wet too lol

HAHAHAHA(:

hahaa. facebook me. esta kaylee keller

and they usually refer to girls as getting WET. 4s comment worked.

lawl your a pre funny bloke.

lawl your a pre funny bloke.

94 - is that actually you?....wow

rumor has it she has a water-bed...

85- if your a guy girls get wet when that are exited if you are a girl I have no comment

dude... I know

my bro commented that i know girls get wet

yes they do. lol ik my gf does...lol

girls cum too .. uhh84

really?

we can only imagine what she was dreaming about

197 prove it to me

84 ur not very smart

178 - liar.

it's funny because water is wet.

favorite comment on fml

man that experience had to be freaking awesome to make her pass out...

LOLOLOL

well 85, if you must know her name is Haley. maybe you should read instead assume the obvious

LMAO.. It would be an even bigger FYL if your vibrators batteries are dead.

85 what tipped you off?

85 what tipped you off?

85 do I even need to respond on how stupid and idiotic that comment was.

I hope you have a lot of laundry detergent.

HAHAHAHA

85's obviously a virgin

lol well don't get yourself off while your tired...

295 - You're 16.

your point is? people in their teens masturbate. it's a healthy thing to do!

you're an idiot.

NO! :O Ya think?

right? lmao

haha

I was thinking 14

it's only awkward if you make it awkward

Not as awkward as waking up with a morning boner and then having to wait a few minutes before you leave your room.

best sleep ever!

that really isn't that awkward....

yeah, why is that awkward. Unless that vibrator was magic and could talk, then it would be awkward.

so far ;)

I agree haha

best ever

exactly what I said!

I think I said it first.

Agreed =]

I said that before it was popular.

wait, was it in her?

i hate when that happens

nice hair Cynthia is it... White?

at least she wasnt WASTING the power;)

it's getting there :)

lol, nice hair btw, whites a good color on ya:)

I love your hair:)

Cynthia you're beautiful:)

Cynthia you are gorgeous:)

nice :O

that explains your screen name

that would be the day I started locking my door or drink a redbull lol XD

Lol oh shit.

do tell.