FML : Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By 44haley44 / Tuesday 12 July 2011 17:25 / United States

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By kraine0712 | 2

#2878436 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:11

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

By ayooBrandon | 12

#2877756 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:07

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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By quade25 | 0

#2877750 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:07

1st

whyXD | 12

#2877816 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:10

so your love life isn't going very well.

lilmisslovely13 | 15

#2877876 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:14

#1 you're an idiot.

jjames7543 | 13

#2877888 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:14

I didn't know people still acknowledged their commenting place...

Hoarr | 0

#2877904 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:15

nice.

unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#2877955 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:20

Freaky dog dude

embr | 0

#2883891 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:58

...just goes to show u... u can always rely on a vibrator to last longer than ur bf.

By Gorillaz23 | 9

#2877752 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:07

So... how'd it go?

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2877860 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:13

It was bananaz.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2877865 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:14

It was bananaz.

hyperdrive | 4

#2877880 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:14

OP is a terrible lay, obviously...

Ahkoifish | 0

#2878024 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:25

It is quite relaxing..

cuntfacekillah | 5

#2878096 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:31

Obviously not so well if she fell asleep.

YFDIOP | 0

#2878145 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:34

well if u cant even entertain yourself, thats probably why youre not doing it with a real person

richard121212 | 0

#2878176 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:38

she had dreams about it

Weetart | 8

#2878334 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:56

Hey ,as Bruno Mars puts it "easy cum, easy go."

kraine0712 | 2

#2878436 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:11

shift_love | 13

#2878508 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:22

111. all I can say is wow that was fucking awesome.

el_paso_guy89 | 0

#2878590 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:40

111- you just made my evening! LMAO!!

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2878599 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:43

Well then I guess she keeps her vibrator on the down low! Ba-dum-ching!...no? Oh, okay then...

bennetts211 | 2

#2878671 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:53

Well that'll "wear out the batteries."

doyougiveacrap | 0

#2878709 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:59

97 hahaz

bookwormsteph | 3

#2878835 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:24

Wow. Seriously laughed when I read this. Poor exhausted vibrator.

YFDIOP | 0

#2878887 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:37

lol 111 made my day

sarabraun8 | 7

#2878909 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:40

it also might mean she's just that loose.

knight0748 | 5

#2878988 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:54

111 wins, I was going say something about working overtime, but u got me beat.

iLove2LoveU | 0

#2879166 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:23

she falls asleep to her vibrator?? wow nothing pleases her!!

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2879168 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:23

Well...did you finish at least?

puplover | 3

#2879175 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:26

insane

smoaks | 0

#2879233 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:39

lmao. 111 your awesome!!

garrettsgirl | 0

#2879287 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:46

101 hahaha u made my day.

proxxX069069 | 7

#2879361 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:58

I usually just about pass outt after sex all the time lol

cc_the_beast | 6

#2879628 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:39

Ummmm...you're doing it wrong.

grizzly260 | 0

#2879674 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:47

Hopefully after at least three or four orgasms. Then again I don't know how many most women have seeing as I've only ever slept with one (many times) but she may have been a nympho.

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2879834 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:20

I feel more bad for her used out vagina more than the vibrator I mean leaving that thing in there for along period of time can't be good for a vagina

zbajis | 7

#2879844 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:22

111 FTW!

Gazarok | 0

#2880022 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:49

#111 is my new god

conmanusmc | 0

#2880089 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:57

two camels in a tiny car

pertained | 12

#2880091 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:57

forever alone

lilxsexii | 4

#2880440 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:01

At least the vibrator has a long life. (:

BloodyDraven | 0

#2880446 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:01

yall should leave OP alone, u don't know if she was tired or not, hell, maybe she had worked a twelve hour shift and pull Mr. Vibrator out to give him some love, and she passed out from exhaustion.

alexg823 | 0

#2880471 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:06

132 - Who made your morning? A vibrator?

chaps93 | 6

#2880586 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:28

I bet she had some sweet dreams

Metal_Chick | 15

#2880591 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:29

It happens; at least you know you probably reached ecstasy if you passed out during haha!

alex1432 | 9

#2880615 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:34

#111 is a boss

YOUFOMS | 0

#2880695 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:52

smart thinking

The_Weirdo | 10

#2880773 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:18

It could be worse. You could wake up with a penis, instead of a vag.

artc91 | 0

#2880888 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:36

378 - Wait wutttt?

theten_fml | 9

#2880916 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:48

Hello OP, I work for Duracell. Would you be interested in shooting a commercial with us?

sicwitit | 0

#2880936 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:52

haha what's the worlds west rejection? when your hand falls asleep while u masterbate haha wow at least u have the batteries that keep goig an going. too ba you can't keep cuming and cuming

KillTheBiebs | 0

#2881147 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:32

LMAO!

Xo_CuPcAkLuVa_oX | 6

#2881409 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 10:52

big win for #111 you offically made my day :)

hobojones | 0

#2881944 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 13:25

146 if you where trying to make a pun, it was terrible and i dont get it...

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2882796 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:13

lol most negatives I've ever got :3 I was aiming for that btw

Rawr100 | 0

#2883098 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:47

#2 ur wallpaper is freakin awethum

peterubino | 2

#2884954 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:51

lmao that was great!

kyq | 0

#2885085 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:13

props

kyq | 0

#2885102 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:16

your hot!

Gorillaz23 | 9

#2885914 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:40

Thanks!

thathurts | 0

#2886253 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:33

win ^

TylerGowen | 0

#2887841 - Thursday 14 July 2011 5:30

You're in 10?? Beautiful!

emmilysuee | 0

#2888327 - Thursday 14 July 2011 6:51

That brightened my night :D

ILUVMSC | 5

#2889345 - Thursday 14 July 2011 9:57

you dirty hoe!

ColorfulDonut | 7

#2892211 - Friday 15 July 2011 0:42

111 I have never seen so many thumbs up

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2892252 - Friday 15 July 2011 0:46

damn 111 766 thumbs up XD

mickmick95 | 0

#2899602 - Friday 15 July 2011 19:22

you made my day 111

richard121212 | 0

#2935110 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:17

457... win?

Give_Linux_A_Go | 28

#3146587 - Saturday 20 August 2011 16:59

TMI, #572...
its a pity youre going to have a hard time justifying your refund, OP

97currie | 0

#3410561 - Sunday 9 October 2011 20:55

ahaha that's hot

angeluv_2014 | 22

#5819570 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 8:06

@135 I just love it when people's pics match their comment perfectly!

By wazupwolf | 5

#2877754 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:07

wow WTF

simply_improper | 1

#2878036 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:25

lol. ive done that. the motor got so hot it burned my inner thigh.

JoeTheMan12 | 0

#2878225 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:45

that's sucks, I slepted with adult things on my iPad when my dad came in, he yelled at me so loud that i woke up in shock lol

ryno101 | 3

#2878244 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:48

slepted - lol

JoeTheMan12 | 0

#2878292 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:52

shit I meant slept

Tjack_attack | 0

#2879061 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:05

been there dine that

jonmansheppard | 9

#2879301 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:50

*done

Tjack_attack | 0

#2879678 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:48

damnyouautocorrect

RacerX1695 | 1

#2879853 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:23

it's funny because you are eating in the picture.

IHeartJimi02 | 0

#2880324 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:41

57, me too!!! Lmfao

jacob12311 | 4

#2880492 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:10

why would auto correct correct a real word your finger slipped on that one you can't press done and have it change to dine

Tjack_attack | 0

#2880758 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:16

well who asked you fatty

iLoveBoobies21 | 0

#2881447 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 11:15

you're fuckin retarded.

By ayooBrandon | 12

#2877756 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:07

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

PrincessLaurz | 4

#2877774 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

lmfao

TheresNoEffingwa | 7

#2878059 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:27

Those batteries HAD to be energizers.

YFDIOP | 0

#2878223 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:45

LMAO 61, and 4 i think it was a girl

rileybrownie | 0

#2878314 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:55

still girls get pretty wet too lol

kikilaughsatyou | 0

#2878320 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:55

HAHAHAHA(:

estakeller | 0

#2878323 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:55

hahaa. facebook me. esta kaylee keller

Drigr | 8

#2878327 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:56

and they usually refer to girls as getting WET. 4s comment worked.

sherryl_fml | 0

#2878337 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:56

lawl your a pre funny bloke.

sherryl_fml | 0

#2878339 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:56

lawl your a pre funny bloke.

markymark1429 | 8

#2878477 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:15

94 - is that actually you?....wow

bubble25_fml | 5

#2878487 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:17

rumor has it she has a water-bed...

pYrO92583 | 0

#2878566 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:34

85- if your a guy girls get wet when that are exited if you are a girl I have no comment

tittymagic | 0

#2878659 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:52

dude... I know

YFDIOP | 0

#2878877 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:34

my bro commented that i know girls get wet

Jim717 | 1

#2878893 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:37

yes they do. lol ik my gf does...lol

nyssx | 0

#2879033 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:00

girls cum too .. uhh84

missIrene | 6

#2879143 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:21

really?

Alysin | 14

#2879482 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:14

we can only imagine what she was dreaming about

randomlettrrs | 8

#2879530 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:21

197 prove it to me

mrredkneck | 2

#2879579 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:29

84 ur not very smart

nigrice | 0

#2879723 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:55

178 - liar.

RacerX1695 | 1

#2879871 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:25

it's funny because water is wet.

vanillatwilight6 | 0

#2879873 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:26

favorite comment on fml

yougotapes | 7

#2879929 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:33

man that experience had to be freaking awesome to make her pass out...

shannen7 | 0

#2880002 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:45

LOLOLOL

ariannaa_fml | 17

#2880061 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:54

well 85, if you must know her name is Haley. maybe you should read instead assume the obvious

Tektite | 14

#2880174 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:11

LMAO.. It would be an even bigger FYL if your vibrators batteries are dead.

thepicoeater | 1

#2880500 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:12

85 what tipped you off?

thepicoeater | 1

#2880502 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:12

85 what tipped you off?

agaba | 0

#2880536 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:19

85 do I even need to respond on how stupid and idiotic that comment was.

Lanceeden | 12

#2880613 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:34

I hope you have a lot of laundry detergent.

zacharytk72 | 5

#2880678 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:48

HAHAHAHA

j_cat187 | 19

#2880717 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:01

85's obviously a virgin

lolwtfwasthat | 0

#2880744 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:14

lol well don't get yourself off while your tired...

artc91 | 0

#2880903 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:43

295 - You're 16.

iLuvBBW | 0

#2880930 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:51

your point is? people in their teens masturbate. it's a healthy thing to do!

alphaskater09 | 9

#2882156 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 13:37

you're an idiot.

awickedsomething | 0

#2882385 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:37

NO! :O Ya think?

dylpikle | 0

#2883332 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:19

right? lmao

Lyposuction1 | 0

#2884227 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:24

haha

booboojlc | 0

#2885020 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:02

I was thinking 14

By catdog3134 | 2

#2877760 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:07

awkward

chaps93 | 6

#2878748 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:06

it's only awkward if you make it awkward

FMMFL1992 | 3

#2879226 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:38

Not as awkward as waking up with a morning boner and then having to wait a few minutes before you leave your room.

Orcina1 | 3

#2879868 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:24

best sleep ever!

Platypus333 | 3

#2880075 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:55

that really isn't that awkward....

UnderWaterComix | 0

#2885872 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:35

yeah, why is that awkward. Unless that vibrator was magic and could talk, then it would be awkward.

By katgoesmeow | 0

#2877761 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

best FML ever

Superflykid | 5

#2878019 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:24

so far ;)

Julieissocool | 0

#2878133 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:33

I agree haha

panda101x | 0

#2878796 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:16

best ever

amrik | 11

#2878799 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:16

exactly what I said!

RacerX1695 | 1

#2879890 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:28

I think I said it first.

DeathMaple | 3

#2881085 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:14

Agreed =]

JacksonCampbell | 9

#2881222 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:52

I said that before it was popular.

By Chesxca | 0

#2877766 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

hey thats a good way to wake up!

Crncj | 0

#2879653 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:43

wait, was it in her?

By Chesxca | 0

#2877768 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

hey thats a good way to wake up!

By CynthiaMeAtSix | 7

#2877776 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

I guess you had a nice sleep?

Babalu722 | 3

#2878852 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:30

i hate when that happens

beastlybeauty | 4

#2878867 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:32

nice hair Cynthia is it... White?

MrFraser25 | 2

#2879007 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:56

at least she wasnt WASTING the power;)

CynthiaMeAtSix | 7

#2881253 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:58

it's getting there :)

CurlyChica808 | 4

#2885691 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:05

lol, nice hair btw, whites a good color on ya:)

dapredatorx | 0

#2888316 - Thursday 14 July 2011 6:49

I love your hair:)

Coreytheb0ss | 0

#2900364 - Friday 15 July 2011 21:54

Cynthia you're beautiful:)

Coreytheb0ss | 0

#2907376 - Saturday 16 July 2011 18:33

Cynthia you are gorgeous:)

By unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#2877778 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

Been there, done that, got a frightened family member to witness.

imcutefml | 0

#2878102 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:31

nice :O

Diogi4363 | 0

#2878560 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:33

that explains your screen name

pYrO92583 | 0

#2878577 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:36

that would be the day I started locking my door or drink a redbull lol XD

Autocorrect | 0

#2878789 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:15

Lol oh shit.

whynotnowtron | 0

#2881525 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 11:58

do tell.

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