By Oops - 02/12/2018 13:30
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Nice!
By kill me now - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
The dipshit in 4B
By DookDaSpook - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By AustrianCow - 22/12/2015 21:45 - Austria - Linz
Martha Lucy Queen Jr.
By Teacher - 26/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Phoenix
By Kisuke_Urahara - 30/11/2015 02:11 - United States - San Francisco
Kisuke_Urahara tells us more.
By jgw - 07/04/2017 00:00
It's toast
By Crying - 16/04/2017 02:00
What did you just say?
By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
Prank war W
By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto
Potterheads
By collegestudent - 01/06/2019 12:00
By Mayrose125 - 29/11/2016 07:32
By Charley - 25/11/2016 10:44
By PinkMonkeys - 23/11/2016 18:33
Entitled much?
By Knittedbirch - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
I LOVED THAT LITTLE GUY
By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:46 - United States - San Diego
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By mixedupminx - 06/02/2017 15:06 - Netherlands - Wageningen
mixedupminx tells us more.
Op here, it turned out that this other guy was working on it before me (under the same supervisor..) so he rightfully published it. in the end I kind of resumed his thesis and continued best I could. It sucked, but I really want to graduate!
When the Jehova's Witnesses come knocking...
By FML Approved - 28/07/2017 18:30
Kinky
By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada
By NotCollegeBound - 20/08/2015 07:21 - United States - Butler
NotCollegeBound tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! I did consider pirating the software but I know there's a good chance of running into buggy software if I do so, and I'd rather not have to scramble to find something else if it quits on me in the middle of a lesson. The instructor's looking to see if there are any computers on-campus that already have the software installed, but that ruins the point of taking online classes, and there's no guarantee that even if she finds some, they'll be available on the days that I can get there. It turns out I'm going to need the software again for two more classes, though I can take them both in the same semester to make it easier on myself. I can also rent it for about $20/month, which is probably going to be the option we take once we can shift some of the bills around. I'm going to need it this semester (my first) and in my third semester, so it'll help save some of the cost. On the upside, though, it means we'll be using the same textbook for all three classes, so there's a little money saved there as well. I really think that the biggest suck was not telling us beforehand, because my husband and I had the money a few weeks ago. When we discovered that it was extra money, we decided to drop our 1-year-old off at my grandparents' and take ourselves out on a long-awaited (as in, we hadn't been out since before our daughter was born) date night. If I had known that I would need that money for the software, you can guarantee that we would have saved it!
Mexican Standoff
By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00
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By HauntedTwilight - 12/08/2016 02:55 - Canada - Toronto
HauntedTwilight tells us more.
Haha op here! This was a few months ago. Said manager WAS walking away - but you can only but so much into one fml story. All she said was "I agree on that!" So I'm assuming she took it as me literally saying she didn't get a long enough vacation (thinks she sits on a throne). She knows she's a bitch. 4 people quit the past two weeks because of her. (Numerous employees did the whole hr thing / labour board - didn't work) She's very vindictive over small things, calls people out in front of other employees and customers, gossips about all the employees, tries to pin her mistakes on you and worst blackmails and manipulates peolple, etc. The list goes on. She's a monster. THANKFULLY she's due for another vacation soon. If there wasn't so lack of jobs where I live, I'd be walking out of there with the other 4.
Cool nickname
By nearsighted-ut - 26/09/2019 02:00
Making a Murderer
By CatCreator - 11/10/2019 14:00
Thanks for that, dad!
By Anonymous - 13/10/2019 01:00
Don't hate the player…
By He who is free of sin casts the first stone. - 16/06/2021 14:01
By Señor Guapo - 04/03/2009 17:42 - United States
Hell no
By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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Honestly, it was pretty funny. Just a little awkward at the time.