By littlekellilee - 05/11/2018 03:00

Today, I reached out to an old friend to ask how his battle with cancer is going. He responded by asking for boob pics. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 695
You deserved it 371

Same thing different taste

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Apparently, his battle is not going well, so you might want to grant a dying man his wish. If you send me the pics first, I can give you some artistic advice. Usually, my consulting fee is very high, but I’ll waive it for this worthy cause.

Catch-22. Either be mean to the guy who has cancer, or send him a photo of your ****, and risk other people seeing them. Tough call.

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Catch-22. Either be mean to the guy who has cancer, or send him a photo of your ****, and risk other people seeing them. Tough call.

or just find some random boobs on the internet and send him those.

PenguinPal3017 19

Look at the positive side, the dude is likely dying, yet his top priority is seeing your breasts. They must be something special.

Apparently, his battle is not going well, so you might want to grant a dying man his wish. If you send me the pics first, I can give you some artistic advice. Usually, my consulting fee is very high, but I’ll waive it for this worthy cause.

Going pro boner, eh? You're such a caring individual.

Well, if she sends the pictures, I'm certainly not anti-boner!

EmDizzle2007 28

Pal, I ain't gonna beat you to anything. You can go solo for that.

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Send them to him. Maybe he’ll suddenly be cured!

Mathalamus 24

I would take that to mean, going well.

You could take it a step further and flash him in person. You’d be a good person for that. You’d be an angel if you’d let him motor boat them :)

jrn 14

I take it he’s feeling a little bit better. Just a hunch

Never underestimate the power of teh boobz to cure what ails a man! Send 'em, stat!

What happened after you sent the boob pictures?

jabc34 9

the way I'd see it take one for the team it's only breast he isn't asking for sex an if you're worried about others seeing them do it in person