By Anonymous - United States - Evansville Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 28915 You deserved it 3179 149 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mustanggt - United States - La Porte Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML I agree, your life sucks 8822 You deserved it 31081 132 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/8/2020 17:01 So sorry I called you a dingdong Today, I sent a draft email to my boss. The receptionist, thinking they were being helpful, forwarded it straight to the client. It's not ready for the client. I mean, it is NOT ready for the client. Really, really not ready for the client. FML I agree, your life sucks 1425 You deserved it 192 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nothappywithlife - United States Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML I agree, your life sucks 259289 You deserved it 13037 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By marcy_89 Today, with 3 miles left of a 16-mile bike ride, I got a flat tire and had to push my bike back to my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 1431 You deserved it 195 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stickyservice - United Kingdom - Solihull Today, an angry customer threw her sticky toffee pudding at the wall and pointed out that because it didn't stick, it was not really a "sticky" toffee pudding, and that she'd been mislead. FML I agree, your life sucks 40148 You deserved it 3259 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Maddi - United States - Houston Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 15641 You deserved it 1355 35 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sigh - United States Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML I agree, your life sucks 26580 You deserved it 2487 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sad_Happy_Gorl - United States - University Center Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML I agree, your life sucks 2143 You deserved it 175 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - Canada - North Vancouver Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 53062 You deserved it 8444 151 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By alipallie - United Kingdom - Ipswich Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML I agree, your life sucks 39042 You deserved it 7032 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Penkkis - Finland Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML I agree, your life sucks 27507 You deserved it 9036 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Central Mom of the century Today, I've not had any contact with my mother for years, and when tornadoes came through our hometown and wiped out most of our downtown area, she didn't contact me at all. I finally contacted her myself. Her reason for not contacting me? She had "watched the news" and "knew I was OK." FML I agree, your life sucks 1504 You deserved it 186 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fmmmmlll - United States Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML I agree, your life sucks 33090 You deserved it 2433 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kha - United States Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML I agree, your life sucks 58216 You deserved it 15077 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HoHoSnow - United States Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 28760 You deserved it 2188 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sadstorylifee - United States Today, I had to admit to my parents that the reason I don't want a sixteenth birthday party isn't because I'm being spoiled and I expected my parents to take me on a lavish vacation, but because I don't have any friends to invite. FML I agree, your life sucks 34951 You deserved it 4686 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By -.- - United States Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML I agree, your life sucks 56062 You deserved it 8045 110 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Denmark - Copenhagen Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML I agree, your life sucks 59648 You deserved it 5824 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unlucky neighbors - China - Shanghai Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML I agree, your life sucks 45216 You deserved it 3353 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Hahamaster333 Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML I agree, your life sucks 10783 You deserved it 74886 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 8 Legs plus 1 - 8/5/2020 14:00 - United Kingdom Spider-Maaaaaaan Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She went to the bathroom momentarily, only to be greeted by a 'huge' spider, which disappeared under a cabinet. Due to her chronic arachnophobia, this instantly turned her off and caused her paranoia all night. I essentially got cock-blocked by a spider. FML I agree, your life sucks 1763 You deserved it 239 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By zetuga - United Kingdom - Luton Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML I agree, your life sucks 28379 You deserved it 5332 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML I agree, your life sucks 40865 You deserved it 3671 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Marco - United States Today, I brought a girl home from a bar. Things were getting hot and heavy when she asked if I had a condom. I opened my wallet to grab the one I keep in there, only to find the empty wrapper in its place; it was the only one I had. It seems drunk me is a bigger jerk than I thought. FML I agree, your life sucks 20961 You deserved it 45384 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By IloveMaroon5 - United States Today, I found out that if your boss deletes you off Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML I agree, your life sucks 33784 You deserved it 4383 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, as part of the treatment for my bulimia, my doctor informed me that I will not be allowed to go to the bathroom unsupervised. Meaning there will have to be another person in the bathroom with me at all times. I have a nervous bladder. I couldn't go if I wanted to. FML I agree, your life sucks 27191 You deserved it 13778 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML I agree, your life sucks 20214 You deserved it 46860 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 22:58 - United States Family matters Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 856 You deserved it 83 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - France Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML I agree, your life sucks 27615 You deserved it 13808 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By is_that_right - United States - El Paso Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML I agree, your life sucks 36794 You deserved it 2930 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By legitfile.bat.virus.exe - United States - Placerville Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML I agree, your life sucks 56906 You deserved it 6520 179 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By motherless - Australia - Sydney Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML I agree, your life sucks 30629 You deserved it 2808 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Authentik8 - United Kingdom Today, I found out that one of my university flatmates arrived early for Freshers Week, and had a party which involved the place being trashed. I'm going to lose some of my deposit for damage caused before I even arrived. FML I agree, your life sucks 25792 You deserved it 2214 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Imperial Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML I agree, your life sucks 42280 You deserved it 27877 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sleeper_C3ll - United States Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 53906 You deserved it 2853 34 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML I agree, your life sucks 43259 You deserved it 4158 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Mooroolbark Today, the doorbell rang. I saw my incredibly overbearing mum's car outside, so I stayed quiet and tried to sneak upstairs. As I crawled through the hallway, commando style, I realised the door blinds were still out for cleaning. If scowls could kill, I'd be roasting in Hell right now. FML I agree, your life sucks 44062 You deserved it 10953 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By effedfosh - Canada Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 66481 You deserved it 8801 143 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was going home with the tomato plant I just bought in my cup holder. The smell of it was filling the car and I love the smell so I picked it up and took a wiff. A few moments later I got pulled over. Apparantly, the cop saw me sniff it and thought I was smelling a marijuana plant. FML I agree, your life sucks 51326 You deserved it 8376 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - United States Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML I agree, your life sucks 13632 You deserved it 31005 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NotRussian | 16 #6433288 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:02 Do you finish each other's sandwiches...? I'll show myself out.... Send a private message 356 19 Reply
Reply MDoremis | 38 #6433324 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:19 Far, far away. Send a private message 33 4 Reply
Reply meliodafool_ | 15 #6433357 - Monday 12 October 2015 8:09 And don't look back. Send a private message 31 1 Reply
Reply Rkikkas9713 | 25 #6433375 - Monday 12 October 2015 8:35 *finishes the rest of the song by AWOLNATION* Send a private message 21 5 Reply
Reply renasaurus | 17 #6433377 - Monday 12 October 2015 8:37 run with the ring Send a private message 2 10 Reply
Reply Based_Muhmd | 12 #6433406 - Monday 12 October 2015 9:30 OP shouldn't think about it even if he was an 8-10. There is something wrong if he proposes after a week. Send a private message 56 1 Reply
Reply drunkmunkey | 24 #6433592 - Monday 12 October 2015 15:00 And I thought guys were supposed to be the shallow ones Send a private message 31 1 Reply
Reply Flint_Monroe | 9 #6433656 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:03 In the back of my mind I knew this would be the top comment. Send a private message 3 3 Reply
Reply Estrangement | 25 #6434170 - Tuesday 13 October 2015 6:37 Now now. She should say yes and not break the guy's heart. Who knows, maybe he really loves her and isnt a creep. One week is long enough, right? /s Send a private message 1 10 Reply
Reply SubaruWRXSTI | 16 #6635609 - Friday 24 June 2016 20:25 132 are you the guy that proposed to OP? Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By GipsyFromSpace | 5 #6433287 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:01 He's a quick one Send a private message 49 3 Reply
By NotRussian | 16 #6433288 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:02 Do you finish each other's sandwiches...? I'll show myself out.... Send a private message 356 19 Reply
Reply BrokenDreamer24 | 14 #6433346 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:57 It's a Frozen reference, and I'm saddened that it was both made and I got it. Send a private message 86 3 Reply
Reply jkp1291 | 25 #6433364 - Monday 12 October 2015 8:19 But then Anna redeemed herself when she fell in love with Kristoff. And that took much longer... two... days. Never mind. Send a private message 63 2 Reply
Reply LostInTheZone11 | 28 #6433385 - Monday 12 October 2015 8:53 She fell in love with Kristoff in the average time of influenza's incubation period. 35 3 Reply
Reply hersheykisses511 | 18 #6433530 - Monday 12 October 2015 13:28 That's was I was gonna say Send a private message 19 6 Reply
Reply gogo44444 | 28 #6433535 - Monday 12 October 2015 13:43 #34 at least when she fell in love with Kristoff, they started DATING at the end of the movie instead of getting ENGAGED, at least that's good Send a private message 41 2 Reply
Reply interesting33 | 36 #6433555 - Monday 12 October 2015 14:02 She's learning! Send a private message 17 2 Reply
Reply Angreal | 14 #6433595 - Monday 12 October 2015 15:05 *slow clap* Send a private message 10 1 Reply
Reply SnowFangedBeauty | 19 #6433760 - Monday 12 October 2015 18:58 That's what i was gonna say! Yeah I'll come along with you... Send a private message 1 8 Reply
Reply chrisbeaudoin | 26 #6433829 - Monday 12 October 2015 21:02 When i said "what?" This comment was downvoted so thats why i was confused but lol 2 4 Reply
Reply nikster205 | 6 #6434639 - Tuesday 13 October 2015 23:51 omg I've been singing that song all morning...It's been stuck in my head? Send a private message 0 3 Reply
By colinabi | 13 #6433289 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:02 I hope you said no. Send a private message 59 6 Reply
By CelesteGomes | 25 #6433291 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:03 Too early! Maybe if u like him ...Insist on staying just friends for a while.. Get to know each other well :) Send a private message 23 52 Reply
Reply tranced_ | 44 #6433314 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:16 Yeah and then maybe get stabbed by a knife if he's a freak :) Send a private message 71 3 Reply
Reply DerpAngel | 8 #6434079 - Tuesday 13 October 2015 3:48 I don't think someone who wants to tie the knot as soon as possible is willing to start out as friends? Send a private message 6 1 Reply
By Exobadger | 15 #6433292 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:03 He went a little too far a little too fast... Send a private message 45 1 Reply
By Suicidal_Divide | 17 #6433298 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:07 Run! Run very fast and very far away! Might even be a good idea to change your name and appearence! Send a private message 40 3 Reply
By Redoxx_fml | 22 #6433299 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:07 I propose you run Send a private message 50 1 Reply
By Emmaray | 16 #6433304 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:09 Yikes. Run run run. Send a private message 18 1 Reply
By hoosiergirl94 | 31 #6433308 - Monday 12 October 2015 7:12 Go big or go home Send a private message 27 3 Reply
Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML I agree, your life sucks 783 You deserved it 57 4 Comments
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 892 You deserved it 315 6 Comments