Cool nickname

By nearsighted-ut - 26/09/2019 02:00

Today, I was watching TV when my older brother thought it would be funny to rip a bare-assed fart in my face before a shower. I looked up, only to see a brown blob on my glasses. My nickname is now "Shitfaced." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 875
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mcsmee 6

Bet you're glad you were wearing glasses.

I think that’s how you get pink eye.

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I think that’s how you get pink eye.

I might have gone with brown noser.

mcsmee 6

Bet you're glad you were wearing glasses.

Better than Sharty Johnson.

Yeah, that's a shart.

Unfortunately, I've read this FML while eating breakfast.

not the best idea

give him a nickname in return. imagine that happens with all his farts 😂

That sounds like a shitty brother

Replace your brother's shampoo/conditioner with Nair. Call him skinhead...

I have been shitfaced, but never that kinda of shitfaced. it makes it into a whole new meaning