Today, my wife read a Facebook article about how oral sex can lead to mouth and/or throat infections, and is now avoiding all forms of sex, in case my penis happens to give her the bubonic plague. FML
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jojimugo
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You’re fucked
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jbuckets_404
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Until you're not....
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RichardPencil
| 29
So, she mistakes your dick for an oriental rat flea? So, sorry, bro!
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jojimugo
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You’re fucked
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jbuckets_404
| 38
Until you're not....
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Cat Michele Davila
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Do you watch porn? Together? Watch a hot girl give a man head and see how fast your jealous wife will drop to her knees. You're welcome.
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chyiochan
| 31
This can and will most likely backfire. Please don't resort to making each other jealous, it leads to anger and fear in a relationship. Why do people constantly give this as advice?
They both need to go to a REAL doctor together or do real research to get more than "FB facts". We've been procreating and giving/receiving oral for as long as mankind existed. Unfortunately OP's wife fell for some sort of fake scare tactic and OP needs to help his wife see the truth, no matter how embarrassing it may be to ask.
They both need to go to a REAL doctor together or do real research to get more than "FB facts". We've been procreating and giving/receiving oral for as long as mankind existed. Unfortunately OP's wife fell for some sort of fake scare tactic and OP needs to help his wife see the truth, no matter how embarrassing it may be to ask.
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lmao good advice
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Kelly Robinson
| 12
should tell her that the only way it gives you infections is if you have a std which i doubt you do since she has been fine this entire time
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Rusty Armstrong
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Sounds like an excuse
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mekiswrite
| 19
Does your wife also believe vaccines cause autism?
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baristalbc
| 18
Well if it’s on the Internet, it’s true
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Maks Lesniewski
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Well, it can't directly do that, but it can increase the risk, as some studies suggest.