Today, my wife read a Facebook article about how oral sex can...

By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 04:00

Today, my wife read a Facebook article about how oral sex can lead to mouth and/or throat infections, and is now avoiding all forms of sex, in case my penis happens to give her the bubonic plague. FML

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jojimugo 20

Thursday 22 August 2019 5:37

You’re fucked

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Thursday 22 August 2019 8:35

Until you're not....

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 22 August 2019 4:21

So, she mistakes your dick for an oriental rat flea? So, sorry, bro!

jojimugo 20

Thursday 22 August 2019 5:37

You’re fucked

jbuckets_404 38

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Thursday 22 August 2019 8:35

Until you're not....

Cat Michele Davila 3

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Thursday 22 August 2019 18:17

Do you watch porn? Together? Watch a hot girl give a man head and see how fast your jealous wife will drop to her knees. You're welcome.

Seeya55 31

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Thursday 22 August 2019 20:14

This can and will most likely backfire. Please don't resort to making each other jealous, it leads to anger and fear in a relationship. Why do people constantly give this as advice? They both need to go to a REAL doctor together or do real research to get more than "FB facts". We've been procreating and giving/receiving oral for as long as mankind existed. Unfortunately OP's wife fell for some sort of fake scare tactic and OP needs to help his wife see the truth, no matter how embarrassing it may be to ask.