Intimacy: Prank war W

Prank war W

By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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Same thing different taste

By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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Haunting

By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML

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My package

By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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Good one, asshole

By Anonymous - 24/05/2013 21:43 - Iceland - Akureyri

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "Sexual health products." Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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You deserved it 5 021

Not a cheating!

By Notcheating - 03/12/2019 18:00

Today, my father-in-law caught me, a lesbian, buying condoms. He thought I was cheating. I didn’t know how to tell him that his daughter is allergic to our dildo. FML

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A heads up next time maybe?

By Bob - 07/04/2020 02:00

Today, when my girlfriend walked out the room, for a laugh, I covered my whole body except my knob in blankets. Then when I heard her come back in, I yelled, "Surprise!" It was her mom, who'd dropped by unannounced. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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weveallbeenthere 30

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:14

she's a keeper.

cooltatgar 31

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:16

Lol You gotta adore a girl with a sense of humor. She sounds like a keeper.

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weveallbeenthere 30

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:14

she's a keeper.

johnnyiskeenan 13

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:26

The dad ain't so sure about that

weveallbeenthere 30

Thursday 21 August 2014 6:26

I bet the dad plays pranks too. And he probably will joke about it for years.

Ravike 17

Thursday 21 August 2014 10:16

There's no coming back from that in your dad's eyes haha, but got to admit she's a keeper.. Well you can still send a strap on and a small letter to your gf's place but as a Amazon luxury gift package with her best friends name as the sender so the chances are high that she'll open it in front of her family with a bang haha (but make sure to drop a call before she shout at her best friend) ;)

orbit 22

Thursday 21 August 2014 21:37

Lube it up and send it back with a thank you card and see what she says

randomcrazyguy 17

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:15

Can't imagine the conversation after that....

Yeshua_fml 19

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:31

"Word to the wise: never let it go?"

cooltatgar 31

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:16

Lol You gotta adore a girl with a sense of humor. She sounds like a keeper.

websphere69 27

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:17

what a ****...

Welshite 39

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:17

Cork?

BreathingClover 19

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:17

sounds like she's mailing you a hint

PaulikShah 5

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:18

She knows how to surprise you

SexyMexi21 23

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:19

You've got the best gf lol hahaha. how'd you explain that? lol I just faved that

tigerisabelle 31

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:19

i bet your dad didn't believe your explanation... "NO DAD IM NOT GAY I SWEAR MY GIRLFRIEND SENT ME THIS PACKAGE" "Sure son, you can expect me to believe that's not the only 'package' you're opening"