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By Anonymous - 10/09/2018 13:00
By Anonymous - 10/09/2018 13:00
By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States
By ArtistBlock - 25/11/2016 05:10
By GideonSquire - 13/06/2017 20:00
By Lifefail887 - 04/07/2017 18:30
By Anonymous - 13/07/2017 21:30
By lovergirl - 27/07/2017 20:00 - United States - Orem
By ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia
By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
By stupidstepsister - 11/10/2017 20:00 - Australia - Canberra
By skipperpop - 11/08/2016 22:24 - United States - Ames
By snazz23 - 05/08/2016 15:58 - United States - Houston
By ouchy - 30/11/2017 01:30 - Australia
By Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany
By BloodyElegant - 11/06/2016 15:22 - United States - Houghton
Hey, OP here! (Sorry, I didn't think to use my account when I posted this) Turns out I'm sort of happy that it happened. It hurt (and still hurts), yes, but I'm glad I didn't go through with the wedding. We spent the next week going back and forth and he just treated me like crap. It made me realize I deserve someone who wants me, loves me, and treats me how I deserve to be treated. As for the hotel, I did have my best friend enjoy the amenities with me while I enjoyed some much needed catharsis. Thank you, everyone, for being so kind!
By Anonymous - 31/03/2018 15:00
By Dr_Awesome654 - 31/05/2016 06:55 - United States - Blue Springs
Hey, op! In case you were wondering, I didn't get the job. I called after I realized I missed the opportunity and they said no jobs were open. Now for you curious people, the job was as a cashier at McDonalds, (yes they hire) and I don't know how much I would have gotten payed, I was just ecstatic to have a job, plus it would have been before my college student brother ever got one. But I can still beat him to get a drivers license ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Pratt
By dumbfounded - 08/05/2016 12:14 - United States - Los Angeles
By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30
By MallowMistress - 22/08/2018 20:16 - United States - Ochelata
Hey! OP here! I am kind of amazed this got posted! But it was a pool at our house, yes we are still engaged after much arguing, crying and confrontation. Nothing happened, but there was talk of them possibly being more until she realized she didnt want to ruin her own relationship over soemthing like that, because he had told her we were open so he can do whatever. (We had been at one time, but not in over a year.) So yeah hes in the doghouse and contact outside of work with her is now very limited and always monitored.
By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha
By fifi125 - 24/12/2016 04:01 - Australia
Hey guys, just a lil bit of clarification. I was holding onto the tree to get a good look at the blue tongue (which was over half a metre long). We're not normally afraid of her, she's come into our house (which I'll put a picture of in my profile). It's just that that day I was too near her hidey hole so she chased me. I was in the tree havin a little stare-down with her when I must have moved a little too high up because this possum comes out of no where right up into my face. Scared the shit out of me so I ****** legged it inside. I'm also 16 so I don't have a heap of options about where I live lol
By MineAlwaysTouching - 27/04/2017 18:00
By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 04:20 - Canada - Edmonton
By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 02:14 - United States - Redmond
By Face fucking palm - 23/07/2014 03:36 - United States - Albany
By thisisstupid_17 - 16/11/2016 14:47
By Anonymous - 31/07/2017 20:00 - United States - Hurricane
By boopingsnoot - 05/08/2017 20:00
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OP here! So, we're very open about our gross habits. We have no problem popping each others pimples and such. I was actually the one to point out the infection and asked if he wanted me to get it. I'm not grossed out by it, I simply found it funny that everyone always says what bliss being a newlywed is and here I am squeezing and digging and infected hair our of my husband!