Kids: Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As...

By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 06:01

Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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By DeadDude - 27/12/2010 11:29

Today, I took my kids to the doctor. In the waiting room, a six year old boy walked up to me, punched me in the crotch, and ran away with my glasses. When the kid's parents made him give me my glasses back, he spat on them. FML

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Wednesday 14 June 2017 1:18

Perfect picture - he probably heard Batman died and wanted to get revenge. Do you look anything like the Penguin?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 14 June 2017 0:04

Maybe he thought you were your brother's dad, and wanted to prevent you from making another one of those.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 14 June 2017 0:04

Maybe he thought you were your brother's dad, and wanted to prevent you from making another one of those.

pjsr 32

Wednesday 14 June 2017 1:18

Perfect picture - he probably heard Batman died and wanted to get revenge. Do you look anything like the Penguin?

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 14 June 2017 2:32

That picture is making me laugh--especially because the first Robin Batman had was named Dick. So basically, that kid punched you in the Robin!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 14 June 2017 6:17

I'll bet you're a big fan of "Bewitched." They had two Dicks!

RGB0light 4

Wednesday 14 June 2017 11:20

可怜的弟弟

daniel95 11

Wednesday 14 June 2017 22:08

awww poor dick lol

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