Nice.

I like to cook lasagne, I love it. I wear an apron with fake boobies on it, 'cos I'm SUCH a character!

hope she had insurance... (P.S here comes the post about men not being in the kitchen)

haha I see what you did there #1 :)

why wasn't SHE cooking something!?? ;]

was this a girlfriend or just a girl u liked? if not then that's kinda **** of u to cook dinner for a girl ur in like with, op. u should take her out to a nice resturaunt next time.

Pedobear, Katy Perry is a little old for you.

Cover the pan.

You owe her, OP. Eat her out ;)

LMFAO

YOU sir, are a comedian !

well no one got hurt so that's good.

Taco Bell.

"Bush" Gardens.

Clever.

no

will old ppl please stop trying to use the Internet?! please!!! it's sooo annoying!!!! I know you're old..you've got a picture of your kid and you always post stupid things like this, that only an annoying old person would say. do us all a favor and just go away. go take care of your kid in the picture.

It's also annoying when little whiny illiterate kids use the internet. So if the old people have to GTFO, so do the little kids. Also, it's the internet, dude. Who cares who's on it? If you have access to the internet, you have the freedom to go on the FML site, provided you aren't causing issues. Oh, and his little girl in the picture (or her little girl...) is young enough that Doc may not actually be old. Young parents. It happens.

Yea, no eatin out until the third date. :) Nd yes, I kno wat I said. =P