By fireman - 06/10/2010 09:31 - United States

Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML
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that was a hot date...

Tell her you're just a hunka hunka burnin' love.


that was a hot date...

I like to cook lasagne, I love it. I wear an apron with fake boobies on it, 'cos I'm SUCH a character!

hope she had insurance... (P.S here comes the post about men not being in the kitchen)

haha I see what you did there #1 :)

KiddNYC1O 20

why wasn't SHE cooking something!?? ;]

MissErikaHart 0

was this a girlfriend or just a girl u liked? if not then that's kinda **** of u to cook dinner for a girl ur in like with, op. u should take her out to a nice resturaunt next time.

Pedobear, Katy Perry is a little old for you.


Cover the pan.

KingDingALing 9

You owe her, OP. Eat her out ;)

glambert1998 0


YOU sir, are a comedian !

rawrkittehpwnage 0

doesn't look like Its gonna work out

randomchickkk 0

well no one got hurt so that's good.

metalboxzes 0

where'd you eat out at?

Taco Bell.

"Bush" Gardens.

Tell her you're just a hunka hunka burnin' love.

shortyshort21 0


honeybee366 0

will old ppl please stop trying to use the Internet?! please!!! it's sooo annoying!!!! I know you're've got a picture of your kid and you always post stupid things like this, that only an annoying old person would say. do us all a favor and just go away. go take care of your kid in the picture.

It's also annoying when little whiny illiterate kids use the internet. So if the old people have to GTFO, so do the little kids. Also, it's the internet, dude. Who cares who's on it? If you have access to the internet, you have the freedom to go on the FML site, provided you aren't causing issues. Oh, and his little girl in the picture (or her little girl...) is young enough that Doc may not actually be old. Young parents. It happens.

20waffleater10 0

sucks for you

did u pick her up and carry her away to saftey like in the movies? :o


kfc is the all American dinner.

Yea, no eatin out until the third date. :) Nd yes, I kno wat I said. =P

Just when you think you got it all, a big failure occurs when you least expect it. People's daily FAILURES keeps me entertained. I wonder what's next? Hairy moles, car accidents, retarded boyfriends, girls complaining about their periods, stolen money, failing at life and then working at MC forever........It's all possible. 『❻❾』(ゝ。∂)

dalafave8668 0

you chance of getting laid in now a 0... just like before. FYL

20waffleater10 0

now you have an excuse as to why she should do all the cooking! :)