By snazz23 - 05/08/2016 15:58 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that marriage isn't all roses and sunshine. Instead, it's digging an infected ingrown hair out of your husband's ass cheek because he can't reach it himself. FML
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snazz23 20

OP here! So, we're very open about our gross habits. We have no problem popping each others pimples and such. I was actually the one to point out the infection and asked if he wanted me to get it. I'm not grossed out by it, I simply found it funny that everyone always says what bliss being a newlywed is and here I am squeezing and digging and infected hair our of my husband!

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CrassKal 27

At least you guys are comfortable around each other *shrug*

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soodytheboi 23

That's loyalty. He's lucky to have someone like you who is willing to help him like that.

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CrassKal 27

At least you guys are comfortable around each other *shrug*

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enxhi96 21

Ugh i read this while i was eating. Loss of appetite level 100

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SwedishMaria 16

You should never eat and read FML at the same time in case posts like this one happens.

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Migole 36

Thankfully I can read (or see) almost anything while eating without losing my appetite :D But I'm in medschool so I guess I'm not normal anyway...

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snazz23 20

#2, it could have been worse. I could have gone into detail about all the blood and puss that exploded all over my hands.

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soodytheboi 23

That's loyalty. He's lucky to have someone like you who is willing to help him like that.

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holly_fly 34

I've have to do that for my boyfriend on his back... I feel you OP, I feel you... Hopefully you at least got something good out of it though ;)

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EvilLittleMan 23

It could be worse OP, you could be Dingleberry Digging.

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sgcaudell 27

My husband and I pick pimples and such off of each other all the time. It relaxes him.

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Now if you ever need something from him you can always bring this up

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SleepyPharma 21

"So, you remember that hair on your ass?"

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MReyes320 12

For better or for worse, OP. At least you're dedicated to his well being. Sunshine and roses it won't always be, but he'll definitely remember what you're doing for him now.

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species4872 19

He's got Cheek to ask, Butt now he owes you.

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