By snazz23 - 05/08/2016 15:58 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that marriage isn't all roses and sunshine. Instead, it's digging an infected ingrown hair out of your husband's ass cheek because he can't reach it himself. FML
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OP here! So, we're very open about our gross habits. We have no problem popping each others pimples and such. I was actually the one to point out the infection and asked if he wanted me to get it. I'm not grossed out by it, I simply found it funny that everyone always says what bliss being a newlywed is and here I am squeezing and digging and infected hair our of my husband!

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At least you guys are comfortable around each other *shrug*

That's loyalty. He's lucky to have someone like you who is willing to help him like that.

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At least you guys are comfortable around each other *shrug*

Ugh i read this while i was eating. Loss of appetite level 100

You should never eat and read FML at the same time in case posts like this one happens.

Thankfully I can read (or see) almost anything while eating without losing my appetite :D But I'm in medschool so I guess I'm not normal anyway...

#2, it could have been worse. I could have gone into detail about all the blood and puss that exploded all over my hands.

*passes out in pool of vomit*

Awww, c'mon! WIMP! LOL.

That's loyalty. He's lucky to have someone like you who is willing to help him like that.

I've have to do that for my boyfriend on his back... I feel you OP, I feel you... Hopefully you at least got something good out of it though ;)

dang, you're a good spouse

It could be worse OP, you could be Dingleberry Digging.

My husband and I pick pimples and such off of each other all the time. It relaxes him.

its strangely relaxing

Now if you ever need something from him you can always bring this up

"So, you remember that hair on your ass?"

For better or for worse, OP. At least you're dedicated to his well being. Sunshine and roses it won't always be, but he'll definitely remember what you're doing for him now.

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He's got Cheek to ask, Butt now he owes you.