How big was the ant??

Prolly committed suicide, cuz he just found out all of his uncles are ants.

And how sharp is your hearing?

Random Fact: Zombie Ants are real.

Fact checked and confirmed. Worth looking up.

I understand that one very well. Been woken up by an ant crawling around on the empty plastic cup I had on the nightstand (saves making a trip out of the room just for a glass of water), thought it was a mouse until I turned on the light.

Ants right next to your head can be surprisingly loud.

Am I the only one who found this story *wait on it* ant-i-climactic?

Either that ant is HUGE or you have superhuman hearing