Health: Today, after coming back from a trip to Africa where I got malaria,...

By Océane Léana K - 01/09/2017 01:29

Today, after coming back from a trip to Africa where I got malaria, I went to the hospital for some blood tests. The doctor said, "Good news! You never had malaria! But they put you through a lot of dangerous treatments and now your liver has an anomaly." FML

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By MalariaFree - 14/06/2009 11:08 - Uganda

Today, I went to a hospital in Uganda, where I'm working with an NGO for the summer. I had a high fever and other symptoms of malaria. They gave me a test, and I don't have malaria. I'm now however sick from the water they gave me to wash down a medication to reduce fever. FML

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By Lily - 02/09/2015 10:09 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML

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By unlucky - 20/04/2013 21:17 - United States - Wheeling

Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML

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By esk - 18/05/2009 08:48 - China

Today, I got my medical checkup back. Apparently, I'm diagnosed with a liver condition generally found in alcoholics. I've never drank in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 03:00 - United States - Chicago Ridge

Today, I went to get an MRI for preventive care. The diagnosis was great, but I ended up having complications with the contrast, so now I have terrible muscle pain and have to see more doctors. I have mixed feelings. FML

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By strayy - 30/09/2015 06:47 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my mother told me I should volunteer in Africa, because I might "get lucky, catch malaria and come back skinny". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 19:43 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after months of random vomiting with no apparent cause, I finally got some tests done. The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me and that it's all just in my head. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2019 12:41

Today, just a day prior to my vacation starting, I learned that my five-day "seasonal fever" is actually due to a blood infection from a bacteria. FML

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By yourekillingme - 19/02/2016 04:12 - United States - Mission

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML

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By legitfile.bat.virus.exe - 20/06/2014 23:03 - United States - Placerville

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML

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SteelSoul5 9

Friday 1 September 2017 2:32

Wow that sucks !! I was told I had malaria in Bali but when I got back to Brunei and took my test I had amoebic shingella dysentery. Took me six months to get better!

rekijan 6

Friday 1 September 2017 9:21

Consider taking legal actions for malpractice.

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SteelSoul5 9

Friday 1 September 2017 2:32

Wow that sucks !! I was told I had malaria in Bali but when I got back to Brunei and took my test I had amoebic shingella dysentery. Took me six months to get better!

teyyoshi 19

Friday 1 September 2017 2:42

poor boy

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 1 September 2017 8:19

Always get second opinions about medical shit. Doctors can be morons too.

rekijan 6

Friday 1 September 2017 9:21

Consider taking legal actions for malpractice.

jkjorn 15

Friday 1 September 2017 15:24

Did anyone else imagine the doctor speaking in Professor Farnsworth's voice?

Shabnam Moghal 14

Friday 1 September 2017 16:41

Why were you having dangerous treatments there?!?

raven_of_azarath 34

Friday 1 September 2017 18:47

I mean, if you're stuck in Africa and have no other access to health care, you're kinda stuck with their health care. And doctors can be pushy with treatments.