Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight...

By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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fern559 13

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Saturday 12 November 2016 5:01

in her defense cupcakes are good

Xelabasat 14

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Saturday 12 November 2016 5:01

Next time give her a cream pie and see how she likes that

Xelabasat 14

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Saturday 12 November 2016 5:01

Next time give her a cream pie and see how she likes that

ExtremeEncounter 32

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Saturday 12 November 2016 7:29

Oh.

Lt_Senpai 21

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Saturday 12 November 2016 17:19

Lewd.

fern559 13

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Saturday 12 November 2016 5:01

in her defense cupcakes are good

veenarm 8

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Saturday 12 November 2016 5:02

when people ask what the highlight of their day was they don't want to know if you had sex. everyone has it....

Leprekhaun 14

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Sunday 13 November 2016 12:37

i dont :(

Moskaaa7 26

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Sunday 13 November 2016 15:48

What if it was the boyfriend who asked her that?

cornyrob 33

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Monday 14 November 2016 20:27

Sometimes cupcakes are just better than sex. Don't take it personally. Just find out if she enjoys sex with you, and what could be improved.

chirstinap325 21

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Saturday 12 November 2016 5:04

What kind of cupcake was it? If we're talking coffee flavor, id be worried. If it was red velvet then don't be too discouraged, kid ;)

BlameTheOwls 14

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Saturday 12 November 2016 5:10

Sex is an every day event (or can be for some couples), cupcakes are not!

Jaelkus 28

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Saturday 12 November 2016 5:26

Were you trying something new or exciting? If not then most sex isn't top 5

p0ssessi0nX 10

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Saturday 12 November 2016 6:02

An excellent cupcake beats sex any day. Cupcakes are less messy than sex, so there's that too.

chirstinap325 21

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Saturday 12 November 2016 6:04

I'd say that's debatable, depending on how good the cupcake is or how hungry you are :)

cootiequeen4444 11

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Saturday 12 November 2016 6:23

Maybe I just eat like a wild animal, but I find...combining the crumb and icing factors, cupcakes can be pretty messy. And in the end, it's like wow I'm a slob rather than after sex where it's like well I guess this is an acceptable state of messiness. Also sex apparently burns calories. Show me a cupcake that does that and I'll be there in 5 minutes!

TaoShaman 24

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Saturday 12 November 2016 6:24

Definitely. Not everyone finds sex to be this amazing thing. Not everyone even has it or wants it. Cupcakes are awesome though.

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 12 November 2016 6:28

Your sex didn't beat a grocery store cupcake? Damn! Now, an artisanal bakery cupcake could provide stiff competition. Can you give her better frosting?

ThrottleJockey 34

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Saturday 12 November 2016 14:45

I believe OP is the one providing stiff competition.

Fernan510 14

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Saturday 12 November 2016 6:35

And the fail is...? I honestly see nothing wrong with that. Even so, you don't just go around telling everyone you had sex unless you are in middle school or something... relax.