By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03
Same thing different taste
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea
By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States
By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States
By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France
By Anonymous - 02/08/2014 04:00 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 12:48 - Canada - Edmonton
Yummy
By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan
By noo - 11/10/2009 10:54 - Australia
By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield
By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham
Top comments
Comments
in her defense cupcakes are good
when people ask what the highlight of their day was they don't want to know if you had sex. everyone has it....
What kind of cupcake was it? If we're talking coffee flavor, id be worried. If it was red velvet then don't be too discouraged, kid ;)
Sex is an every day event (or can be for some couples), cupcakes are not!
Were you trying something new or exciting? If not then most sex isn't top 5
An excellent cupcake beats sex any day. Cupcakes are less messy than sex, so there's that too.
I'd say that's debatable, depending on how good the cupcake is or how hungry you are :)
Maybe I just eat like a wild animal, but I find...combining the crumb and icing factors, cupcakes can be pretty messy. And in the end, it's like wow I'm a slob rather than after sex where it's like well I guess this is an acceptable state of messiness. Also sex apparently burns calories. Show me a cupcake that does that and I'll be there in 5 minutes!
Definitely. Not everyone finds sex to be this amazing thing. Not everyone even has it or wants it. Cupcakes are awesome though.
Your sex didn't beat a grocery store cupcake? Damn! Now, an artisanal bakery cupcake could provide stiff competition. Can you give her better frosting?
I believe OP is the one providing stiff competition.
And the fail is...? I honestly see nothing wrong with that. Even so, you don't just go around telling everyone you had sex unless you are in middle school or something... relax.
Don't tell me how to live my life lmao :)
Girl has her priorities straight.
Keywords


in her defense cupcakes are good
Next time give her a cream pie and see how she likes that