By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33
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The pain of incisors on your incisions must be incredible.

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real life problems 26
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Chew didn't wake up to it right away? Sorry that's terrible I know.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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The pain of incisors on your incisions must be incredible.

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real life problems 26
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Chew didn't wake up to it right away? Sorry that's terrible I know.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Probably on good pain meds

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RichardPencil 30
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Are there many stitches after they take a look at your lap?

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602offroad 12
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The dog thought you were a squeak toy.

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bl3ur0z3 17

Stitches after a laparoscopic surgery? I'm calling. B.S.

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ajh1800 25
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A quick Google search would have saved you from sounding like an idiot...

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riley873 21
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Same goes for you

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mikbrooke 25
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i had a laparoscopic surgery not even a month ago. they were shut with glue.

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b00ts3ct0r 15
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I had laparoscopic gallbladder removal back in 2016, and I had stitches. They weren’t bad at all by any means. I’m happy to have the laparoscopic done as opposed to me being gutted like a fish...

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pjsr 32
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You should be very happy you didn’t have a circumcision!

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julfunky 29

Maybe your dog thought that the foreign object needed to be removed from your wound. Our dog likes to remove our bandages because he needs to lick the wound.

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supertacowaffle 41
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Okay. I’ve had a laparoscopy myself, and they put a plaster on your wounds that you are not allowed to remove for 48 hours for one so your stitches shouldn’t have been exposed for the dog to get at, and two, they are tiny dissolvable stitches in/around your bellybutton and then another two or three near the bikini line. So this makes no sense, sorry.

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b00ts3ct0r 15
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Two of my laparoscopic surgeries required the use of old-fashioned stitches. I had both my knees reconstructed 5 years back.

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alycion 38
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Yup, not all are for endometriosis and the like. I had 3 for that and another to get rid of my gallbladder. That had extra incisions. I no longer have a belly button, just a scar. 😂

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GrumpyGrinch 23
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Yeah, right, especially if the surgery is on the knee, you sure get a cut on bikini line. Note: OP doesn't say what kind of laproscopy that was.

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ctck 17
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Most laparoscopic procedures (abdominal area) are closed with a monofilament stitch under the skin that dissolves, and the skin covered with steristrips or dermabond (liquid skin). Some surgeons still use nylon suture to close the skin on arthroscopic (i.e. the knee) because it holds the wound better in areas that will flex.

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weeping_willow 25
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Uh, dude, your dog was trying to eat you.

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boopingsnoot 24

Never trust a dog around bloodied bandages. They’ll dig thru trashcans for everything from used tampons to veterinary bandages, chew their own sutures and catheters out, and start eating humans alive if their toes smell like gangrene. Get that incision cleaned before you get necrotizing fascitis.

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