FML : Today, I was in charge of Thanksgiving dinner. I dressed and stuffed the turkey, popped it in the oven and sent a mass text out to my family about how...

Today, I was in charge of Thanksgiving dinner. I dressed and stuffed the turkey, popped it in the oven and sent a mass text out to my family about how amazing it would be. Everyone arrived, we began making plates of food when I checked the turkey, and realized I never even turned on the oven. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ArtistBlock - / Friday 25 November 2016 05:10 /

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By kristinjeaneen | 21

#6717789 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 3:26

You didn't check the turkey or notice you couldn't smell it cooking?

By chirstinap325 | 21

#6717776 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 3:02

More time to bond with family! Four more hours of it or so..

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By chirstinap325 | 21

#6717776 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 3:02

More time to bond with family! Four more hours of it or so..

By kirby1964 | 20

#6717777 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 3:02

Chin up, it is not that uncommon a mistake. Hope everyone understood, and yes you will hear about it every year from here on out.

By RichardPencil | 25

#6717778 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 3:06

You're family is going to give up overrated holidays ... cold turkey.

By dieders | 24

#6717779 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 3:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

XxDanno316xX | 27

#6717793 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 3:39

You basically liked your own comment. Great puns are great. Yours... not so much. :)

Lalala579121 | 27

#6717928 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 15:01

Why would you want things to heat up with your family? This is thanksgiving dinner, not a porn video.

(and no, you aren't)

Taco The Dank | 27

#6718829 - Saturday 3 December 2016 20:30

You're really good at making bad plays-on-words.

By TheMisfitScribe | 17

#6717781 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 3:10

I feel for you, this easily sounds like something I would do. I hope everything turned out alright and everyone was understanding.

By RememberSchlitz | 9

#6717784 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 3:15

Pizza delivery is your friend. Couple pies, some garlic knots and wine.... That's-a Thanksgiving!

By kristinjeaneen | 21

#6717789 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 3:26

You didn't check the turkey or notice you couldn't smell it cooking?

ArtistBlock | 6

#6717877 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 10:05

I asked my husband to check it periodically for me; since I had a whole bunch of other dishes to make and prep-- he told me he'd been checking it and it was doing sooooo good. Turns out he's lazy.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6717930 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 15:03

Well I guess that's the last time you trust him with checking on your cooking.

By gosh_mate | 30

#6717792 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 3:34

At least you still spent thanksgiving with your family! I hope they understood and there was other delicious food ready. :)

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6717794 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 4:05

It's okay, one year my sister forgot to even thaw out our turkey. We went to IHOP for dinner that year. :)

kitsuneluvuh | 12

#6717826 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 5:59

That seems to be an easier mistake to make than not noticing the oven's off with a raw turkey inside until it's time to eat, since turkeys take much longer to thaw than people would think: 1 day per 4 pounds inside the refrigerator.

LyricaSilvan | 29

#6717980 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 19:28

Fair point. And she did learn something from the experience. We still joke about it almost every year, and she laughs along because she knows she was a dork.